Queso Salad

A delicious American dish made by mixing queso dip and baby tortilla chips/crumbs together in a bowl and eating them with a spoon or fork.

Created as a response to tough economic times when one cannot simply go out and buy a new bag of tortilla chips when all of the fully-functional and unbroken tortilla chips have already been eaten.

"Dude, I can't get any good dips out of all these broken chips at the bottom of the bag. Want to make some Queso Salad?"

"Whoa! Hey bud, why are you about to throw away all of those baby chips at the bottom of that bowl? Don't you know the Native Americans used every part of the buffalo and wasted nothing? Use every part of that dish and make some Queso Salad!"

by kingqueso June 4, 2009

queso fromunda

Quite literally cheese from under....Typically found on males... in the often difficult to clean area known as the taint. A build up that consists of a combination of dry dead skin, sweat, and possibly some dingle berries.

J: Hey Bobby you want come queso fromunda on that?
B: I dunno.....
J: Ahhhhh come on man....it will make that really tasty...
B: Ok....sure...

by No particular name September 12, 2008

Queso Blanco

A beyond hot white boy that has hooked up with a lovely sexy Latin lady.

Girl 1: DAMN that white boy is hot!!
Latin Girl: Yeah he's my queso blanco.

by Queso June 26, 2007

Queso Fever

When a white person finds him or herself attracted to a person of hispanic descent.

A: "My new gardener is so hot!"
B: "Ooh girl, I know! I can feel the queso fever settin' in!"

by neyon August 29, 2013

queso monterrey

monterrey jack cheese

i want a quesadilla with queso monterrey

by Silverado June 19, 2007

Special Queso

cum in a peculiar public setting

Did you use the bathroom bro?
Nah seems like the guy before me left some special queso on the seat

by Chxrryuwu December 7, 2022

queso cascade

When "the big cheese" at work passes information down to the "little cheeses".

"The company has just implemented a policy which forbids workers from decorating their office with posters of kittens hanging from tree branches which say 'hang in there'. This requires a queso cascade. Stat!"

by Julie Rodeo April 13, 2014