Queerboob

A stupid dumb fuck who does boobish things.

Q: Can you hand me the colors?

A: No, queerboob. Those are markers.

by Megotropolis September 3, 2010

queer as folk

Contrary to above definition, definately not from any welsh phrase as the Welsh speak Welsh and unlike the North do not use the word 'nowt' . A Yorkshire phrase 'there's nowt so queer as folk'.

There's nowt so queer as folk.

by Dewi November 6, 2017

queer giraffes

for anyone who has seen 2000s 'Gladiator' this term should make immediate sense:

"Proximo: Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me... queer giraffes. I want my money back."

So nowadays, its being used as an expression of anger against someone who possible wants to cheat on you in one way or another or did so already.

Hey Mister, this car is really cheap, go buy it!
You wanna sell queer giraffes to me or what, that car is as broken as it is cheap!


Sorry darling, not tonight I've got a headache.
Youre not selling me those queer giraffes again, you had a headache for two years now!

by Saverio January 7, 2005

queefy tower

A tower in which queefs occur

Lucas: you’re saying you kissed Roberta right here in this room?
Mike: and in the queefy tower

by Howmanybeesareonme December 30, 2017

Queer'an

The Queer'an is the religious text that contains the teachings and dogma for moral, philosophical, and fashionable ideology. It is most closely followed by the homosexuality community.

I have a strict nightly routine. Before bed, I read a chapter or two of verse from the Queer'an, have a confessional with my hag, and then masturbate my butthole. This keeps me on the gay and narrow.

by BehodiusSquirtMonger March 8, 2015

movie queer

A closeted queer that enjoys naked men in mainstream movies (such as Walk Hard, Watchmen, Bruno, etc... ). This includes not only male viewers but also the males behind the making of such movies.

Average dude: What is up with all the male nudity in GUY movies?

Movie Queer: You are so insecure. It's just a naked man. It's art.

by howtruthhurts August 18, 2009

Queer Spawn

The affectionate self-title for a child (spawn) of Queer parents.

"hey, did you hear Heather has two mommies?"

"really, guess that makes her Queer Spawn like us."

by Kalique November 6, 2008