quave

a male queef, usually happens when a male jacks off and needs to fart and his dick hole(the eye) opens and it makes a farting noise

Guy 1: Dude did you see Forbidden Secrets last night?
Guy 2: Yeah but it was akward cause i quaved really loud.
Guy 1: Me too

by 27JMK27 March 27, 2008

Cheesy Quaver

Cheesy Quaver - An annoying person.

Girl 1: Did Mandy call you for answers about our science quiz?
Girl 2: Yes,about 100 fucking times!!
Girl 1: What a cheesy quaver..

by CrazyChicka! November 13, 2009

queefy quavers

when u quavers smell like queef and put you off eating for the rest of your life

omfg i have queefy quavers bleuch i'm gonna go throw up on myself now

by jamieeeee July 1, 2007

quavecado

when you squish an avecado and it makes a fart noise

that quavecado was hilarious

by choob froob October 13, 2007

Quaver Cock

1. A medical condition whereby your cock is continuously infested with smegma.

2. An insult aimed at another man's manhood

1. "Please doctor, I don't know what to do! My quaver cock is acting up again and all I can smell is my cheese!"

2. "Oh shut the fuck up Dave, you quaver cock, you'll play in goal and that's final."

by Encyclopaedo July 19, 2010

quave

a girl with a nice ass. sexy as can be. she's short with a big ass and nice body. she's caring sweet gentle and kind. love her and never let her go. but don't get on her bad side.

damnnn quave is so sexy

by fghinfhyvdhybt May 20, 2017

Quavey

More wavey, than wavey...possibly a bit shook.

Woody:"Fuck another J im going in..."
Co:"you're just so Quavey!!!"

by BPS-BARBS August 10, 2011