Quasimodo

Someone who is wonderful in every way, except they're physically repulsive.

"Dude, She's so awesome, I'd marry her if she weren't such a Quasimodo."

by Professor Realist June 13, 2018

Quasimodo Test

Relating to online dating: the initial exchange of photos because it is often the first speedbump towards finding somebody online. If the picture is more appealing than not, well then congratulations, you've passed the Quasimodo Test!

Sandy passed Jim's Quasimodo Test, but she couldn't stomach his goiter, so he was history.

by DH July 19, 2004

QuasimodoBro

A guy who thinks he is better than his sister when he is really the ultimate dork. Comes from the streets just south of San Francisco

I cannot believ your QuasimodoBro hit on me again at your family reunion! What a DORK.

by BillieJean January 18, 2005

Quasimodo

When you are playing basketball and you do a "behind the back" move with the ball to dazzle defenders.

"Mario Choto" pulled the Quasimodo on the court today, he was unstoppable.

The Quasimodo is one of the finest moves to put some points on the board.

by SpenceStab June 6, 2011

Quasimodo

A primitve form of the shocker, only with a slight hand to crotch varation, where the pinky, ring and middle finger are clenched tightly togther, and the index finger is slightly humped up, wallowing up against but not fully inserting itself into the anus.

My buddy Yoda was pissed at his woman so when they were going at it he slipped her the Quasimodo to piss her off.

by CWood December 2, 2003

Quasimotorboating

Motorboating a truly hideous pair of tits.

John was really drunk last night. I caught him quasimotorboating that fat chick in the men's room.

by quasimoto August 26, 2013

quasimodo

To physically roll up the stairs

Dave what’s that noise

Jack I thing my dog is quasimodoing up the stairs

by Bignibbas August 10, 2018