Quagmire turns into a toilet

In Family Guy episode "Baby Got Black," Peter Griffin and the boys are doing a contest to see who stays up the longest throughout the night, Peter Griffin is tired and imagines Glenn Quagmire as a toilet, probably the most amazing thing to happen in Family Guy

Person 1: Yo dude i just Quagmire turns into a toilet
Person 2: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! LIKE FOR FREE IPHONE!!!!!!!!

by GlennQuagmire12345 November 20, 2019

low qual

Inferior in material or composition. Something outclassed by others like it. May be extremely shitty.

Holy shit, that fast-food chili was low qual; that garbage tore right through me.

by OGrealLoop February 24, 2015

low quality

When you’re bored and want the urban dictionary ad to say that their mug is low quality.

Look there is a low quality mug on urban dictionary.

by Iambored123456789 April 4, 2020

qualititties

a nice set of boobies; usually round in shape and symmetrical

Man, Emily has nice boobs. I would love to motorboat those qualititties.

by Max Power 244 October 12, 2009

Three Hole Qualified

A woman who has had oral (mouth), anal(Butt) and vaginal (pussy) sex with the same partner.

When your girl gives you a blow job, lets you lay the pipe and takes it in the butt she is three hole qualified.

by Pool Guy December 15, 2008

high quality rip

A song that is a high quality and does not sound bad after being taken off of a video game or music device. Or it's just someone changing another song to sound like another song while keeping the rhythm of the first song, like Vinesauce's GRAND DAD meme. It's usually used as funny, but sarcastic remark.

Person 1: This song is a pretty high quality rip!
Person 2: But it's just a Super Mario Bros track made to sound like Thomas the Train.
Person 1: I know

by MusicalMatt May 13, 2016

Flipper-Quality Work

(Adjective) - Refers to any type of shoddy, low-quality, quick & cheap "cover-up" work done by someone who "flips" houses for a living.

Cheap-ass "work" that is done to cover up defects in a house just long enough to fool the next buyer or home inspector. When finally discovered, correction of the problem usually involves more work than would have been necessary to do it right the first time.

Phrases typically utterred during the actual performance of this work include "Good enough for now!", "It'll work!" or "Fuck it, I'm not going to be living here!"

Examples: Covering up mildew infested, rotted bathroom walls with paneling; using duct tape to fix a leak in a pipe then covering it with pipe insulation; painting around/over a switch/outlet cover or light fixture.

Very closed related to nigger rigged

"Check out this flipper-quality work!" Steve said to his friends as he showed them the half-ass plastered-over cardboard and crumpled up newspaper patch in the drywall from where the bedroom door handle had punched through before.

by JLB2629 January 4, 2010