The Randy Quaid Suprise

A very welcome punch to the cunt.

Mom: Hey Nick, how was school.
(Nick punches his mom in the cunt.)
Mom: Yahoo! Thanks for the Randy Quaid Suprise.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

The Randy Quaid Effect

When an actor becomes delusional after becoming slightly well known, and begins posting incoherent, babbling, drug fueled rhetoric about conspiracy theories on social media

"I used to always love watching Charlie Sheen on t.v. until he slowly started suffering from the Randy Quaid Effect"

by TRMmafia June 21, 2021

Reverse Double Quaid

The Reverse Double Quaid, or RDQ, is an advanced sexual maneuver. It entails 3 steps. First, the quaid, where a woman shits into the ass of a man. The quaid is then doubled, when the man then takes that shit and shits it back into the woman's ass. This "double quaid" is subsequently reversed, by the woman taking this twice shat shit, and shitting it a third time onto the man's chest.

Dude, did you hear Jeff and Ashley did the Reverse Double Quaid last night? They must have done every possible sexual manuever by now.

by Can-man November 14, 2007

dennis quaid

The new Chuck Norris

Dennis quaid will kill you with your own elbow

by Saucenugget February 23, 2008

dennis quaid

An actor no one under the age of 15 will know because he is not in asinine movies like "you got served"

dennis quaid is my hero

by batmanisgod June 26, 2005

Dream on Dennis Quaid

The alternative to the overused "ohp nevermind" which has more class and wit. Used when someone says something that the speaker wishes to reject or shoot down.

Person A: "Did you just see that badass backflip I just pulled off? It was amazing!."

Person B: "Dream on Dennis Quaid"

by Mr. Councilman April 25, 2011

The Quaid

A pizza consisting of meatball, bacon, and onion.

I'm ordering The Quaid pie.

by Wolf518 October 3, 2017