Quail-Man

The Super-human Super Hero from the hit television show "DOUG"

Quail Man vs. Whackhammer

by Bill+Pot=High March 4, 2005

Scatter quail

The act of defecating. When you’re taking a dump and it flies out of you as if you released caged quail and almost makes a fluttering noise.

Dude I just scattered quail and stained the porcelain!

Did you see what Joey did to the bathroom? It looks like someone threw brownie mix at the toilet. Dude we call that scattering quail!

Bro I just scattered quail!!!

Man after that buffet I need to scatter quail.

by The gray fox August 31, 2019

qualability

To have the right qualities and abilities for a job.

That job candidate has the qualability that we are looking for to be a perfect match for the position.

by Chip Hamilton March 6, 2008

roast the quail

Smoke weed

The ovens on high when I roast the quail
Tell bill Clinton to go and inhale

by Poopoo420 November 29, 2019

quail egging

when a man has anal sex with his male or female partner, thus resulting in a gaping asshole, which the man then decides to drops his balls into. Then the partner proceeds to contract his or her rectum, which causes the other's balls to be stuck incredibly uncomfortably inside his partner's anus.

Only a total bitch would ever try quail egging my balls unless of course it was Meryl Streep.

by john john September 19, 2006

nigger quail

Refers to a meadowlark (being a poor substitute for the higher class game bird, much as "nigger duck" refers to coots.. the black water birds common in the south).

T'ain't no good game buhds outcheah; Ahma fixin' to go'n shoot me sum nigger quail!

by Nigger Jim's brother September 18, 2010

quail call queef

Air expelled from the vagina causes the pissflaps to vibrate and emitting a sound similar to a dying quail.Used by skilled hunters to attract coyotes and bobcats.

Elmer Fudd should've tried a quail call queef to hunt wabbits.

by wolfbait51 May 5, 2011