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Can i buy a question mark?

A question used to show how you have no idea what someone is talking about. It comes from Wheel of Fortune when a contestant does not know the correct answer so they say "Can I buy a question mark?" instead of "Can I buy a vowel?"
Teacher: What is a detriment of space reconnaissance?

Student: Can i buy a question mark?
by Sizzle15 April 21, 2011
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dot dot dot question mark

Used in face to face conversations when something really random has been said, instead of '...?'
Kate: So how did getting the abducted by aliens go?
Alana: Dot dot dot question mark.
Kate: I KNEW you loved it too much!
by IAmUrStalker December 16, 2010
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yellow question-mark

Da "pee-pattern symbol" in da snow dat gets created by da natural movement of yer "nozzle" --- i.e., da urine-stream "starts out strong" and initially lands several feet away due to yer full and "pressurized" bladder, gradually progresses around in a sideways-curve, and then forms a straight line back towards you as da stream-force tapers off and so yer lulu progressively droops till it's eventually pointing almost straight downwards; it then makes a final separate "dot" of yellow in da spot just ahead of yer feet when you perform a "sphincter stripping" --- i.e., you tense yer bowel-muscles to "get out da last of it" --- at da end.
When visiting friends' houses where there is often a bit of a line to da WC and so I may need to unobtrusively "take it outdoors", I always move a few feet away from da porch before taking a whiz, so dat I don't gross anyone out by their finding a yellow question-mark too close to where they'd need to walk.
by QuacksO January 23, 2025
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question mark

When you're really confused on something, and you want to express your confusion in one word.
Jimmy : Hey, you've got been beaned!

You : Question mark. You on drugs?
by Grqvxty February 13, 2020
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question mark in box emoji

It is a question mark in a box
It means you have no clue about something .
Hooman: Sup whacha doin
Other Hooman: Walking my pet fish
Hooman:question mark in box emoji.

I don’t know what it means does anyone else.The only reason I did this is so someone else sees this and tells me.
by Nvnvnguvnfuvnfuv February 2, 2022
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