A fucking eargasamic, jaw dropping, beautiful instrumental rock band from the shores of Auckland, New Zealand.
In 2010, the band members started out as your typical Sad emo melodic death metal band with originally 5 band members all donning flamboyant justin bieber haircuts and cutting their wrists. In 2011, they created an EP called resurrect which have fucking heavy harmonic and melodic riffs, full of cunt crushing shreds and sweep picks. At that time, many emo high school new zealand girls didn't bestow polyphia of much attention that they deserve because they felt that they devoted a fuckton of amazing talent just to create this senseless shreding garbage that doesn't appeals to them. Hence, they kicked its vocalist. In 2014, they started going softcore and adopting its lighter version of Inspire, thats where many non-emo New Zealand schoolgirls started to chime in their music videos on youtube, starting to generate millions of views in songs like 87, James Franco, Champagne, and finale etc.
Polyphia's current music is something that is stimulating to your perversed mind and it makes you wanna fantasize about touching New Zealand women's lovely huge breasts. But be warned, if you listen to too much polyphia you will turn into molestation crimes and the punishment for that in New Zealand is the death penalty.
In 2010, the band members started out as your typical Sad emo melodic death metal band with originally 5 band members all donning flamboyant justin bieber haircuts and cutting their wrists. In 2011, they created an EP called resurrect which have fucking heavy harmonic and melodic riffs, full of cunt crushing shreds and sweep picks. At that time, many emo high school new zealand girls didn't bestow polyphia of much attention that they deserve because they felt that they devoted a fuckton of amazing talent just to create this senseless shreding garbage that doesn't appeals to them. Hence, they kicked its vocalist. In 2014, they started going softcore and adopting its lighter version of Inspire, thats where many non-emo New Zealand schoolgirls started to chime in their music videos on youtube, starting to generate millions of views in songs like 87, James Franco, Champagne, and finale etc.
Polyphia's current music is something that is stimulating to your perversed mind and it makes you wanna fantasize about touching New Zealand women's lovely huge breasts. But be warned, if you listen to too much polyphia you will turn into molestation crimes and the punishment for that in New Zealand is the death penalty.
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Short for Pleb, in this case a particularly hard-core member of the lower orders, a prole, one of the hoi polloi, the Great Unwashed. A crude crass gross-grain, graceless and charmless. Has no culture or learning and don't want none neither. Compare les plepons in French, i pieponi in Italian: a word with pedigree.
Polypian Q PLeppoon can't read the News of the World any more, insofar as he can read at all. Maybe he got it for the pictures. I wonder what he will do now? I suppose he's still got Git Magazine. He'll probably smoke yet more pungent cheap fags, drink more evil-smelling cheap beer, and hold more loud parties for the benefit of local council scum who swarm over his slutty daughter like flies over a specially luscious turd.
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Originates from an incident on a New Zealand tramping (hiking) trip: One member of the party, upon being observed to be moving his hands vigorously inside his sleeping bag, was accused of masturbating, and responded that he was just "drying my polypros." NB: Polypros are thermal underwear used in the outdoors.
Originates from an incident on a New Zealand tramping (hiking) trip: One member of the party, upon being observed to be moving his hands vigorously inside his sleeping bag, was accused of masturbating, and responded that he was just "drying my polypros." NB: Polypros are thermal underwear used in the outdoors.
"Bloody name dried his polypros in his pit this morning."
"Name, can't you dry your polypros somewhere else? I'm right next to you in the tent, mate, and I can see what you're doing."
"Name, can't you dry your polypros somewhere else? I'm right next to you in the tent, mate, and I can see what you're doing."
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