1) what you say to the coach when you're warming the bench, but you want to go in so you can win the game
2) what you say to the airline people when you want to sit in economy class
2) what you say to the airline people when you want to sit in economy class
1) Put me in coach! I'm ready to play!
2) Put me in coach! Right between the 400 lb. bitch and the crying baby.
2) Put me in coach! Right between the 400 lb. bitch and the crying baby.
by Nick D February 27, 2003
Asking for a room in a "nice" hotel (by their standards) for an event, but the hotel is actually not that great, so it just shows you're trashy.
by Guimo Investigador February 11, 2017
by breezy weezy December 15, 2008
What you tell your lover female (or possibly male depending on one's personal preference)...what you tell your sex partner to do when preparing for oral, anal, "breastual," and/or vaginal intercourse.
The act of delegating the act of inserting one's penis into an orifice and/or sphincter
The act of delegating the act of inserting one's penis into an orifice and/or sphincter
*Note*
This action is usually necessary when one is lazy, incompetent, and/or unable to insert one's own penis...In which case you should find a way to let said person experience a lord byron.
Billy: "Hey I really want to have sex with you"
Jane: "Ooooooooh baby I've been waiting for you all my life"
Billy: "Good so put me in coach"
"Ughhh I want your d*ck inside me!!!" "Hey you're the boss...ha put me in coach"
"Wow this is harder than I thought...those damm pornstars make it look so easy...ummm...this is an awkward somewhat embarrassing question...but ummm...do you think you could put me in coach?" *Sighs of relief* "Ahhh thanks!" :)
This action is usually necessary when one is lazy, incompetent, and/or unable to insert one's own penis...In which case you should find a way to let said person experience a lord byron.
Billy: "Hey I really want to have sex with you"
Jane: "Ooooooooh baby I've been waiting for you all my life"
Billy: "Good so put me in coach"
"Ughhh I want your d*ck inside me!!!" "Hey you're the boss...ha put me in coach"
"Wow this is harder than I thought...those damm pornstars make it look so easy...ummm...this is an awkward somewhat embarrassing question...but ummm...do you think you could put me in coach?" *Sighs of relief* "Ahhh thanks!" :)
by MiiSTA MAGiiK FiiNGERZ December 08, 2009
When someone makes you (or asks you to) do something for them or tells you something that is completely untrue for ulterior motives. It is either done for selfish reasons, to harrass, annoy, punish, etc.
by Diego Garcia November 16, 2006
P1: dude she put me on brick mode wearing that dress
P2: i hope she puts me on brick mode
When a dude is sexually aroused he is put on brick mode
P2: i hope she puts me on brick mode
When a dude is sexually aroused he is put on brick mode
by rotfalmbo October 10, 2016
A burger that comes with a poached egg
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018