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cock-panther

hybrid of the cougar between the ages of 40-51...a woman that is the super-cougar that all cougars aspire to be...perfectly preserved perhaps by some sort of surgery or augmentation, flawless appearance, superb physical fitness, and usually a high ranking executive with a bottomless bank account...this woman will stop at nothing to pounce and conquer prey...men of all ages are powerless to her.
..."She's no cougar, that woman is a full blown cock-panther"....
by robby redhead August 27, 2007
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clock puncher

A clock puncher is someone at a job who is eagerly anticipating the end of the work day and will do almost anything to waste time, not do his/her work and then immediately leave at the time they are supposed to, or immediately following the day's departure of their boss.
Mikey pissed the day away doing no work and then immediately left right after his boss did. What a clock puncher!
by C. Daley July 18, 2006
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Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther

When one and his/her significant other L.A.R.P. for three straight hours after dining on Mexican Cuisine. Followed by another 3 straight hours of Dr. Phil. Followed by indulging in Mediterranean cuisine. The two(or more) individuals face a long night of extraneous hiking and adventuring through the Amazon. Finally, the couple/group come across a pack of infant panthers. They proceed to de-clothe, turn around, bend over, spread the butt cheeks with force and take an explosive, fiery and ethnic shit over every baby panther in a ten meter radius. The infant Panthers, now enraged and covered in dank shit, rape the living fuck out of every individual involved. Repeat process as needed, Blue Rain Gatorade break every two days.
Phillip: "Gee, Bob. What are all of those scratches on your arm?"
Bob: "Oh well Phillip, my Wife, myself and her book club decided to go for a relaxing old fashioned Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther this weekend."
Phillip: "Wow, that looks painful."
Bob: "You should see my Butt-Hole :)"
Phillip: "Thanks for the invite you insensitive prick."
by GregOwens May 5, 2013
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Sex Panther

60% of the time, it works, every time.
Yup, its made with bits of real panther. So you know its good. (Sex Panther)
by odion August 3, 2012
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Platinum Panther

Step 1) Gouge a girls eyes out.
Step 2) One in the Pink, One in the Stink, Two in the eyes , One in the Mouth, Two in the hands.
Step 3) Cycle Left and Repeat.
Yo, Andy, Mike, Matt, Joel, Bryn, John, and Toby totally Platinum Panther'd Natalie last night.
by AndyAndCrew September 30, 2011
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kitten puncher

Kitten Puncher: another name for a lesbian. female who enjoys the pleasures of other women.
I had no idea that lisa was a kitten puncher. i accidentally walked in on her going down on Beth.
by fuckthathotass69 May 2, 2018
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