by Lord Billy March 20, 2019
Get the Horne Punny mug.When two or more individuals take part in a sexual conversation on Direct message, texting, forum thread, or any other public social site and and begin to use puns to help one another achieve orgasm through laughter and clever wording. Typically done using puns from iconic things like The Office, Parks and Recreation, and any other iconic TV shows or internet memes of their choosing. Most of these "Pun N' Cum sessions appear on social sites such as omegle where participants find someone with an equal amount of love for puns as themselves and begin to "talk punny" to each other in dirty and naughty ways. Eventually ending with a laugh and a sticky or wet situation in their underwear. WARNING: once you have "Pun N' Cumed" with someone you may never go back to normal sexting conversation again, your mind will be forever altered. Pun at your own risk..
Guy: One question, do you watch The Office?
Girl: *stares into camera* Ill be Stanley and mistake your dick for coffee and wont even notice.
Guy: Damn it someone put my dick in jello again!!
Girl: Eat me like Kevin eats his m&ms so i know its real.
Guy: I think I just Pun N' Cummed to The Office..
Girl: *stares into camera* Ill be Stanley and mistake your dick for coffee and wont even notice.
Guy: Damn it someone put my dick in jello again!!
Girl: Eat me like Kevin eats his m&ms so i know its real.
Guy: I think I just Pun N' Cummed to The Office..
by That One Pun Guy September 30, 2016
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by Jimmy Hoffer January 19, 2008
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1. paul wall on a plane thats soo FLY. punny!
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3.There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils. punny!
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6.Did you hear about the guy whose whole
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7.He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. punny!
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10.What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. punny!
2.There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass and stay away from the pots in the garden. punny!
3.There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils. punny!
4.I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. punny!
5.I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. punny!
6.Did you hear about the guy whose whole
left side was cut off? He's all right now.
punny!
7.He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. punny!
8.Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
9.A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. punny!
10.What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. punny!
by jannel! January 17, 2009
Get the punny mug.Mike: Dude did you he the Energizer Bunny was just arrested for battery?
George: haha that's punny.
Mike: No, I'm serious.
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Mike: No, I'm serious.
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