pubmasters

the leet cs team in cal-m who goes 3-10 the whole season but come up with awesome strategies in the counter strike gaming industry. Their movie, pubmaster-the movies can be found online, it shows how cs should be played and makes you rofl for days, weeks, or in my case-months.

A: Yo what's with the pubmasters?
B: I was playing with them the other day, geez, i was guarding the bridge on aztec and this T guy just jumped on the brige out of no where.
A: haha karl malOwned

by PeaceLoveRecycle August 2, 2004

Pubandit

This is a combination of the words pube and bandit. It refers to someone who sloppily/hastily trims their pubes in a shared common bathroom. The Pubandit makes no attempts to clean up afterward. Upon being confronted, pubandits vehemently deny any involvement and may become belligerent and/or embarassed. In general they are a bane to a shared apartment setting.

The pubandit had struck again! There's pubes all over the bathroom floor and the toilet. What the hell?

by bouncybouncy December 7, 2006

Dirty Puma

Dirty Puma is an espresso drink you may get from a barista to whom you have been rude, or whom you have otherwise mistreated. Barista shoes are often stained with the color and flavor of many spilled shots. Because of this, the slighted coffee-maker may justify the otherwise immoral action of pouring the rude-lingers shot through the said "Dirty Puma" tenny-runner, by concentrating on the unique essence and custom java drinking experience bestowed upon this deserving party.
Be nice to your barista! Also applies to Dirty Doc Martens, and Bromhidrosis Birkenstocks.

Patron: So... do you think you make me triple layered soy half-caff carmel macchiato with non-dairy whip?
Or is that too much for ya, big guy?

Barista: I can do that... but you should really try our trademark triple-shot "Dirty Puma" with sprinkles... on the house!

by flashsync007 March 28, 2011

Yeonjun puma

what god gave to us when we needed it most

yeonjun puma

by bigsharts November 3, 2020

puma poose

One who is loyal to the Puma brand and therefore wears Puma apparel to the point of which their sexuality is questionable.

That little queer Jay is such a puma poose. Always wearing those puma shoes and talking about how great sex and the city is.

by Tbone Castillo April 24, 2008

this is real puma

1. When someone is joking and you want to remind them that it's serious business.
2. Something for real.

Mrs_Doubtfire: his face is purple
Cassy_007: thats not funny
sandy_pants: hes face is red
KEL29: this is real puma

by dirt nap January 8, 2008

pubaltoe

Such severe camel-toe that it pulls the pubic hair.

"Are you wearing spandex under your softball shorts?"

"No way, last time the pubaltoe made it hard to run."

by Prplmama September 26, 2011