Benchin' pukki

Shitting yourself so hard that your eyes pop out of your head

Man we ate well last night, you should have seen Paul's face when the bill came out though, we agreed we would split and boy he was benchin' pukki

by Bazzasdirtyprawn August 22, 2019

Pukking

A female sliding about on here seat as if wet from becoming excited at the sight of something that lead her to become sexually aroused, like a puck on a hockey ice rink.

One sight of me and she'll be pukking about!

by Don_Podge June 24, 2009

pukkyang

A group of colleagues consisting of 3 northern lads infamous for being “the pukks”

Girl 1 “ omg did you see that car crash last night it almost hit my dear nan”
Girl 2 “ I’m so sorry to hear that you should report it”
Girl 1 “ I can’t it was the pukkyang they’ll come kick down doors in all black trackies”

by Pukkyang 2IC April 7, 2021

Pukkake

A variation of an old ritual known as Bukkake, except instead of several men ejaculating on the male/female, they shit all over them.

Me: Damn bitch, you shouldnt of left the kitchen.
Tim: For sure, now you get the Pukkake!

by NeoSmurf December 14, 2003

Pukka

The absolute best of the best, basically an Englishman’s “top notch”.

-“That outfit is straight pukka mate”.
-“This rum is pukka, where’d u get it”.
-“I met a pukka shorty last night”.
-“This song is absolute pukka”.

by Lieg boffum February 17, 2022

Pukki

Pukki (finnish): male goat, santa claus, vaulting horse, a lecherous man

Teemu Pukki, striker (football)

Teemu Pukki baby, Teemu Pukki ooo o oo

by Supernaive September 14, 2019

pukka

Bungalows - the term is derived from bangalo, meaning literally "of Bengal" - had long been commonplace in India: the first reference dates from 1676 when the East India Company's agent in Madras referred to "bangales or hovels built for English staff". Initially, the definition of the word was a lightly built house with a thatched roof; a masonry house, by contrast, was called a "pukka" house. It wasn't until well into the 19th century that "bungalow" became synonymous with a single-storey dwelling.

by Anonymous July 16, 2003