Provo Butt Slut

when a Mormon woman living in Provo, UT allows guys to fuck her in the ass to save her vaginal "virginity" and maintain the "honor code."

Mormon girl: Okay, Andrew... but you can only put it in my butt. I'm saving myself for marriage.

Andrew: Oh come on!! Don't be such a Provo Butt Slut.

by The Bishop Knows September 25, 2011

Provo Snowshovel

When a woman kidnaps a mormon man ties him up and forces sex on him.

An example of the "Provo Snowshovel"
includes the case of Joyce McKinney forcing sex on a kidnapped mormon man with the intention of fucking the mormon out of him.

by romuloxiii March 23, 2012

Provo pushin him off

When a guy is trying to provo push and the girl pushes him off. Thus provo pushin him off

Kelly: hey Natalie try and make my nipples hard
Natalie: haha noooo
Kelly: wanna make out?
Natalie: okay sure
Kelly: *tries to roll on top of natalie
Natalie: what are you doing?
Kelly: grunts while saying Provo pushin it babe
Natalie: NO WAY!! Provo pushin him off!!!

by natkatrac November 17, 2011

provo thank you

you tongue fuck her butt hole and she fingers her butt then jacks you off as you're in the shower

"dude my girl gave me a provo thank you this morning"

by _revan_XX June 9, 2016

Provo boy

Teague Casper

Teague Casper is a Provo Boy.

by anonymous March 26, 2021

Provo surprise

When an unmarried Mormon couple shit on each other for non-intercourse sexual gratification that keeps them in the good graces of the Angel Moroni.

Every Saturday, Conner and Abby split a large Cincinnati Stew then share a messy Provo Surprise before cuddling in a hot pile of shit and watch the BYU game.

by Hot Franklin October 15, 2022

Provo river rafting

Mormon "Soaking" with someone jumping in the bed. So it's not against the gospel.

John and Sarah did some provo river rafting last night. I'm glad they are waiting for marriage to have sex

by Mbop May 9, 2023