Protistitute

A being, regardless of gender, who remains stationary in one designated position, mostly corner of the room, for a long period of time. Can be hired for anyone between $10-$50.

Yo look at that guy just standing there like a protistitute xD

by Big Hob Joe May 5, 2018

Provinstricable

Making your friends look up a word.

Not a real word; a word used in the place of any adjective to confuse your friends and have them go look it up.

EX: hey bro, look at that provinstricable chick across the street.

by joey55857 March 24, 2021

proxtinity

somethin tayler swift says

this is me swallowin my proxtinity -back to december

by scatscatscat November 21, 2021

putinist

Someone who made a series of blunders in quick succession.

Guy one: Will Vlad be ok?
Guy two: Well, the ambulance crashed on the way to the hospital.
Guy three: What! What happened?
Guy two: Vlad tried to fly by climbing up the garden shed and lifting his own feet off the ground. It didn't go well and he ended up landing on the yard rake and losing his nuts.
Guy three: What an utter Putinist!

by NuclearFalloutWhen? October 6, 2022

Progonistic

Progonistic
Pro-jun-is-tic
Meaning: A word used to describe anything or everything in any manner.

Example: I heard my friend tell his wife that she looked very Progonistic today, and couldn’t wait to get home and tell my wife the same thing.

Example two: today at work was very Progonistic

Example three: this new word I hear is so Progonistic…

by McReason February 4, 2024

Ah-Putinistic

State of mind when a person, generally the head of big superpower country blames the head of a big superpower country of being a war monger after having destroyed 4 countries in war.

Vlad - I am going to disarm and demilitarize krane
Joe - This is bad, you are a war monger
Vlad - Dont be Ah-Putinistic, you did the same in Eyerack and Afpak

by Amitized March 4, 2022