Posti

A Posti is a german streamer who's got a tendency to butcher names. While the women struggle to resist a Posti's smile, laugh and outgoing personality, they're often pushed away by his terrible jokes and odd addiction to kuva farming. Posti can be used as both an adjective and a noun.

I've been streaming kuva farming all day today, I feel like such a Posti!

I saw a name appear and pronounced it backwards, really Posti'd that name.

by TwitchDrops January 14, 2019

Postilar

A person who continues to support and claim that a presidential candidate from the previous election after the fact still deserves the presidency. No positive or negative notation implied, depends on context.

'Con-Postilar' Context:
A Clinton Postilar dickhead in the November of 2016 election in the USA decided that s/he/whateverpronoun was going to continue recognize Hillary as the should-be-recognized true presidential candidate.

'Pro-Postilar' context:
A Clinton Postilar of 2016 continues to support Hillary because the alternative seemed cruel to wish upon America, and the popular vote was not considered.

'Neutral-Postilar' Context:
A Clinton Postilar in 2016 continues to support Hillary because that person does not recognize the electoral ballot as a legitimate way to elect a President, as well as the possibility that it can lead to a minority power corruption. Whether or not this is true, is up to you.

by (9+10)x2 = 42 | 42x10 = 420 March 22, 2017

Presticogitation

rapid mental processing that commands compliance because of its speed and beauty

The pundit responded so cleverly to his opponents that even those who disagreed with him assented that presticogitation was one of his strongest abilities.

by Jacobe111 December 12, 2009

Prosfig

1. A Christianized Turk who claims to be a fabricated "greek."

2. Someone who is unable to accept that their grandparents were ethnic Turks

3. Someone in their 50's who walks around with a plastic Spartan helmet and an aluminum sword yelling "300!"

Their grandparents were part of a population exchange between grease and Turkey where 1.3 million Turks of the "greek" religion were sent to grease and 500 000 "greeks" of the Muslim religion were sent to Turkey.

other forms: Prosfyg, Prosfygi, Prosfig, Prosfigi, Prosfiga, Prosfyga

You were born a Prosfig and you will die a Prosfig.

by Prosfigi June 17, 2014

payroll prostitute

A person who has sex with the boss to keep or get a better position.

"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "

by Lorin B. October 15, 2008

schizo-posting

The act of putting unfiltered thoughts onto Internet forums, particularly when the author is believed to be schizophrenic.

Schizoposter @ 3:30am: My brain can hear the noise that grass makes ... and then the night weighed down my brainstem and I wandered into the lot alone to hear God ... bloodbrains are petty and stupid.
Setomanda @ 3:32am: real schizo-posting hours

by craig99214 June 30, 2018

Prestina

Prestina is the most wonderful and angelic person you’ll ever meet in your life, she is also charming, elegant and gorgeous! Not only is she smart, she is also exceptionally adorable.

Prestina has a dulcet and sweet-sounding voice. Her body is just so admirable and pulchritudinous.

Prestina would definitely love warm hugs and little cuddles while Netflix and Chilling.

Prestina is certainly my role model, she is diligent and also exuberant!

I would like to thank Prestina for being a huge part of my life :)

Prestina is so equivalent to an angel.

by Urban_meme_lord October 30, 2018