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Astril Projection 

The art of sucking a pending fart back up your ass and releasing it through your nostrils, accompanied by releasing a load of snot and boogers to go along with it that are known commonly as nostril projections. Another form of astril projection is equal to brown-nosing where you firmly insert your nostrils deep inside of someone's ass and blow enough air in there to lend them a fart.
"I've learned the art of Astril Projection! Baddity! I'm the master!"

Attraction Circuitry Projection 

Men value youth, beauty, physique and so forth and they assume women value that in men too. They assume the opposite sex is attracted to the same things as they are attracted to.

A woman’s attraction circuitry projection will assume that men value personality and charisma because she is attracted to personality and charisma.

Both sexes are only right to a certain extent: a man may be attracted to personality but only for 10%, the other 90% is youth and beauty. And a woman may be attracted to youth and beauty but only for 10%, while she's attracted to personality and charisma for 90%.

These assumptions both sexes make lead to much confusion and frustration: men start complaining about women and vice versa and the battle of the sexes is the ultimate result of this.

Attraction Circuitry Projection used to be a term used by a pick up artist and by coaches of pick up artists such as Real Social Dynamics and others, but was later brought under the attention of the mainstream media by people like Dennis Miedema, but also by several radioshows and sites for pick up artists such as Pualingo.
A guy will (consciously or subconsciously) chase women by striving to gain the materialistic things in life: muscles, a job, a steady income, a house, a fancy car, and so forth thinking that women will be attracted to that.

Meanwhile women are turned off by guys who like to show off their muscles, cars, money and so on because they seek personality and charisma instead of braggers and boasters.

This is a typical example of Attraction Circuitry Projection.

Rear Projection TV 

Older televisons that only come in sizes 40'' and up. The largest rear projection tv is 60''. They stopped being prouduced in around 2005. They use special lamps to run, which at times (1 to 2 years) need to be replaced. Plus there heavy as fuck.
Jon: "Hey man, wanna go buy a new rear projection tv? there huge! 60''! Scott: Sure, but there heavy as fuck though!

Nostril Projection 

The act of blowing something out of your nose so hard, your soul leaves your body through your nose along with boogers, snot, blood or anything else that comes out at a high-velocity. Things that come out of your nose at a high-velocity are also known themselves as nostril projections.
"Dude, I just went from snot rocket to a full-on nostril projection! Wait, is that my body down there on the ground? And why did my booger break the window?"

Gastral Projection

A massive fart into the stratosphere. Bowel movements that quake the earth. A big movement of gas leaving your body.
My stomach hurts I think I’m about to have a gastral projection.

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