Povulate

That time of the month when you don't have any cash due to cash flow problems or an influx of bills.

vb. Povulating
n. Povulation

1. I am saving my money as I expect to povulate within the next few days

2. Jasper won't be attending tonight. He is povulating

by Hoagie McHoags July 3, 2012

poopulate

verb; to populate a table with shitty data, often to make the associated statistics/metrics appear more favorable

I just poopulated the client sales metrics table. They should be much happier with the numbers now.

by upperleft June 1, 2018

projaculate

When somone vomits their emotions and feelings on you or when they jump to conclusions about how you feel based on no actual evidence.

(After a 10 minute venting session)...Guy 1: "You think I'm stupid don't you? You just think I'm the dumbest person after what I just told you"
Guy 2: "Bro, you're projaculate (ing). I have literally have been just listening this whole time"

by reemyb January 29, 2021

Pornulated

When something is outrageously filled with poontang

Man, that site was pornulated

by Leroydoobiesmoker September 3, 2023

Proculsexual

To be attracted to individuals that you are sure you could never be with, such as a celebrity or a fictional character.

Me: I'm Proculsexual

Diana: Well duh! You are literally obsessed with One Direction members.

by Blessy_1D April 8, 2021

Probulate

The act of probing somebody. Usually through the rectum.

Sometimes performed with a probluator.

Aliens tend to probulate hicks for knowledge about the human rectum.

by Desert Eagle Bob August 11, 2004

prolate spheroid

The technical and or scientific term for the shape of a football.

"I don't even know what shape a football is, do you?"

"Yes, it's actually a prolate spheroid."

"Dude, get a life seriously."

by Jess!ca April 8, 2008