The baddest bitch around, she the most gorgeous person you will ever meet, Jade is this awesome amazing girl, whos a awesome friend, as she is always there for her friends, she sticks up for what she believes is right, all the time, shes loyal to who is loyal to her, but will not be walked all over, she trusts until she has a reason not too and beliebes in second chances. Shes a big dreamer and determind to make her dreams reality, shes not afraid to say how she feels, shes very caring, very mad, and just an all-round nice person and friend. ALSO;Jade is a very beautiful girl, you just want her so bad.. Shes Unreal.<3
by BABYMOMMA:) December 11, 2011

The Sweetest Boy in the WHOLE World. He will give you butterflies in your stomach without even having to try. He WILL make you smile more than you ever have before in your life. One glance at him and its over: you've fallen hard. :)
by fallinghard:) February 8, 2010

by shower in stella June 28, 2021

A man with tiny genitalia and little girth, normally impotent. High sex drive low output, who enjoys freakish Christmas sex.
by Proctor December 26, 2019

A guy with a big as dick and all the girls get wet over is peng looks also he is a great guy to talk to
by TJ proctor June 4, 2016

Proctored is when a MSP LEO changes words, interviews & reports in a homicide investigation. Proctored is another way to spell names wrong, add in information that he decides will fit the narrative & LIE on official reports. When something changes to fit the narrative it’s been Proctored.
Mikey Proctor Proctored his reports so he could get his friends & family off of a crime they may have committed. Mikey PROCTORED all the statements in the investigation.
by Canton MA October 2, 2023

a young male originating in donny, a bit of a witty cunt, he likes to think he's funny whereas in reality he's quite the opposite. The doppelganger of popular YouTuber ChrisMD, Joseph is a pro-gamer and also a massive virgin.
by abstractlakx May 11, 2020
