proctor

A person who ruins a joke by explaining why each detail of it is funny.

Thanks for clarifying that the skeleton who walked into a bar asked for a beer and a mop so he could clean up the beer after he tried to drink it, proctor!

by kevowen July 16, 2008

proctogenarian

an 80 year old ass-hole

"Look at this idiot, he's driving in both lanes!"
"What do you expect, he's a proctogenarian"

by Tim Johnides July 16, 2008

Proctor

Many Proctor offsprings have genes different to that of the parent, differing in skin colour. Proctors are usually an outgoing bunch and enjoy the easy life, some might say they are lazy. Food is their main companion and some could even say that a Proctor is indeed, a dumbass.

Teacher: What day is it today Proctor?
Proctor: 12am.

by Jizzabella May 20, 2008

proctor people

Proctor people; A group mostly in southern Maryland (la plata) that some are considered inbred because they all have the same complexion (light,fair, yellow) and the last name. Proctors comment marry Proctors.(Not so common anymore.)

Proctor People have lived in southern Maryland and it has been said that they derive from in breeding.

by Rjgotswag December 13, 2018

aliana proctor

aliana is literally the funniest person ever like what the heck is wrong with her shes just born funny like right when she arrived on this earth she said a joke and everyone started laughing and she makes everyone so happy like everyone wants to be aliana period

OMG IS THAT ALIANA PROCTOR THEE GREAT !
fran: OMG YEAH SOTP SHES SO AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: i know stop it

by alianathebestpersonever May 25, 2022

Proctor

When an individual or several people engage in behaviour likened unto ADD or downsyndrome.

Omg he thinks that cheese curing is cool... such a proctor

by spasmodamorphism May 14, 2006

proctorology

Based on 'Spike-Theory Karma' derived from the 'Church' of 'proctorology.' Not to be confused with L Ron Hubbard's
sham of an organization 'church of scientology' which is commonly known for the art of bending over to recieve anal communion.

Gnarly Prime says, "Don't be tricked by cheap imitations like scientology. Convert to Proctorology today! Be a giver not a taker!" As I always say, "I may not be a proctologist but I know an asshole when I see one."

by gnarlyprime March 11, 2010