procrasturbating

The act of masturbating instead of finishing something important.

I tried to finish my paper, but i ended up procrasturbating all night.

by pete galanis May 15, 2010

Procrasturbating

The act of procrastinating by way of masturbation.

Stop procrasturbating and do the dishes!

by WaltzSomeMoore September 4, 2011

Procrasterbating

Using masturbation as an excuse for procrastinating

dad: did you clean your room?
you: ohh, ohh, yeah, just... one.... second
dad: what are you doing in there?
You: Procrasterbating

by loserlord12 August 23, 2011

Procrasturbating

The act of scamming out of work to masturbate.

1) Has anyone seen Vinny?
2) No last time I seen him was about 30 minutes ago, and he was walking to the head.
3) Oh he must be procrasturbating again.

by Cpl. Brown December 9, 2009

procrasterbating

Masterbating while putting off doing something you're supposed to be doing

I was supposed to pick up my grandma at the grey hour station but ended up procrasterbating and she got killed by muggers

by who_the_sharks_thank October 26, 2015

Procrasturbating

procrasturbating is when you don't feel like doing something so you masturbate instead.

Procrasturbating- Yuuki Kimura

I can't really be bothered to do this, I might just procrasturbate. I like procrasturbating.

by Yuuki bear November 18, 2013

procrasturbating

the act of rubbing one out while avoiding doing things you actually need to do.

i was supposed to be on my way to work, but i was too busy procrasturbating to hairy backs and arms fetish videos on the internet.

by ctrlfreq December 16, 2012