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pretend lesbian

a girl who pretends to be a lesbain beacuse it is "in to be a lesbian"`
Oh my she is such a pretend lesbian!
by noel fieldings hairspray August 5, 2008
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Pretend girlfriend

A doujinshi about two guys, Kanata and Takkun. Takkun gets rejected all his life so his friend Kanata helps him by pretending to be his girlfriend. Things go sideways real fast as they caught feelings for each other.
Ice cream isn't what's written in the script... the correct line is "want me to play pretend girlfriend now?"
A few minutes later
Let's rub our dicks together.
by 8we6oqd4wq May 23, 2020
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playin' pretend daddy

when a man is shacked up with a woman who has kids and had no intention of ever being a real father figure to those children
"He is at her house playin' pretend daddy. Really all he is doin is tryin to get a piece!"
by Julie Garcia October 1, 2007
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pretense

fake;false;words spoken or evidence shown thats not true.
"I went to church under pretense."
by AbigailNoelle November 28, 2007
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stage presence

vagina; i.e. the vaginal area of a slutty-ass girl
me: I can see your vagina...
you: that's my stage presence
by lisard September 28, 2005
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pretend-a-tech

This is a person who knows a little more than the average person about computers but not enough to truly be helpful. Usually someone who knows enough to be dangerous or harmful to a computer or it's software but never truly fix an issue.

These people "Pretend" to be valid, professional, well-trained techs. Their charges for services tend to be higher greater than normal because they are really not out to provide a service but only to provide you with a means of blowing your hard earned cash on repairs and replacements that were never needed to fix the original issue.
You can tell a true computer tech from a pretend-a-tech by presenting them with a computer that needs fixed.

A real computer tech will:
Fix the original issue
Also fix any other apparent issues
Clean and optimize the hard drive
Check for Updates & MORE!
All in 2 hours or less for under 150 bucks

A pretend-a-tech will:
Ignore the stated issues
Find several issues that never existed
Recommend that several pieces of hardware need replaced
Cause several issues to come up as a result of their fix
Charge you for 5+ hours of work and tell you that you need a new computer (which you could have bought for the cost of their "service")

You can also tell a pretend-a-tech by the amount of "big" computer words they try and drop in a sentence, real techs understand that all people don't know "techie" and will translate into english, pretend-a-techs will try to complicate their little speech so a rocket scientist couldn't understand what they were saying.

This is where they get you, most people decide at that point that they must know what they are talking about since they speak the language.

The only way to avoid a pretend-a-tech attack is to ask for an explanation in english, if the english explanation makes no sense then you might be in the midst of a pretend-a-tech.
by Levi Doty October 30, 2007
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Pretendependent

Adult children living at home while pretending to be self sufficient.
Pretendependent is like my 23 year old daughter, who lives at home, but wants to act like she is on her own.
Daughter: "I can come home at anytime of the night I want to, I'm an adult!"
Parent: "Of course you can, when you have your own place, in the mean time please check the name on the property title, my house, my rules."
by jdtam September 1, 2010
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