Paper Pregnant

The stage in which a person or couple receives their official acceptance of their application for adopting a child, prior to the formal adoption; often for overseas adoptions.

Happy Couple: "We are officially paper pregnant! We just received acceptance of our application for adopting our little boy girl from Kenya! We couldn't be happier!"

by fcsuper April 12, 2007

Pregnancy

What everyone seems all surprised at for virtually no reason. I mean, you had unprotected sex, what do you think is gonna happen?

*Person 1 and person 2 have sex*
*1 month later*
Person 1: I’m pregnant.
Person 2: WHAT?!?!

Person 1: Well what did you think was going to happen, the cure for cancer? Sex causes pregnancy, idiot.

by Kitten Corp. June 17, 2018

Pregnancy Test

The magic wand that can make a man dissappear

Pregnant Girl:James, I took a pregnancy test and it says I'm pregnant.

James:I'm leaving you

by sammydagreat November 13, 2010

pregnant

something that happens when the condom breaks on prom night

Chris: Shit, the condom broke.
Val: Damn, im pregnant
Both: We're screwed

by Jason Andrew Relva April 30, 2004

we're pregnant

A moronic statement made by men instead of saying "My wife/girlfriend is pregnant."

Guess what, we're pregnant!

by Not Pregnant January 25, 2008

Pregnant

Supposed to be the happiest moment in a couples lives but the dumb asses who conceived by accident just ruin the definition.

Don't have sex until your ready for the consequences.

Happy responsible couple;
Girl: Baby, we're pregnant.
Guy: -inshock- oh my God!! Lets make a doctors appointment ASAP!
-hugs and kisses-

The Accident couple
Girl: I'm pregnant
Guy: Congrats
Girl: Your the father
Guy: Bi*ch Maury will determine this.
Girl: Omg i hate you. -cries-

by ThePurp December 6, 2009

Male crab pregnancy

When a male crab becomes pregnant by doing yoga that strengthens the core. In other words male crabs can become pregnant by doing ab yoga.

Joe the crab is trying out the new trend: male crab pregnancy

by Linguine88 April 7, 2020