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Simon & Osha are the ultimate power couple
by Hiilma November 20, 2020
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Chicago truffle power couple

A Chicago Truffle Power Couple (known as gooning squared) is when a man edges himself for hours, sometimes in multiple spurts, to achieve something of a trance state of being. His dick and body are aligned, and he has lost control of most motor skills, cognitive ability and communication ability. His body reverts to shaky, jerky motions, tounge sticking out, dull expression in his eyes, face. All communication is done with grunts and moans, and all thinking ability is removed. He is white as a sheet and embodies a walking, living erection. The woman he is with (the squared part) also edges herself into this same state, sometimes using the man’s dick to edge herself, and becomes a “goonette” or “truffle”. Together they make the Chicago Truffle Power Couple, being many of headlines in newspapers thanks to their deregulated motor skills and antisocial behavior. These couples usually manifest themselves in low income areas or low iq areas (more if these overlap) and are very entertaining to watch. They exit this state when they ejaculate, and revert back to their normal, much less fun state.
Look at those people over there, they are completely whacked out!

Yeah, that’s the local Chicago Truffle Power Couple, they are at the peak of the gooning cycle. They’ll be arrested for public indecency here before too long, get a bag of popcorn.
by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025
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Power Couple

Have you heard about that new power couple, Jacob Leung & Sarah-Jane Ho?

You mean Mr & Mrs Ho?
by JulesTruly November 4, 2020
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Power couple

The definition of a power couple is Dray & Neve. As when they are together people notice how good they are And they receive complements.
WOW Dray & Neve are such a power couple.
by Janis AKA: ja ja February 14, 2022
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Power couple

They aren’t extras. They both like sushi. They’re baddies. They don’t steal each others thunder and don’t care what other people think.
Carny baby boy: who is our power couple at the school?

Wendy: Lucy and Andrew definitely
by m&n baddie audition December 17, 2024
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