poltergeist

A kind of ghost that manifests itself by physical activity (moving things, slamming doors/windows, etc.)
The words Polter and Geist seem to be of German origin:
"Polter" = to make knocking sounds
"Geist" = German for "ghost"

the house is haunted by a poltergeist

by Achim S. April 14, 2006

poultrisexual

When you want to fuck a chicken/ animal

Rapist: Uh uh uh fuck me chicken I'm poultrisexual

Chicken: burk burk burk

By alex Martin

by Alex malafin February 1, 2018

Poltergasm

A haunting not caused by the dead, but rather by suppressed emotions, in this case a person's sexual frustration

Ruby: The entity in this house was born specifically out of Francine's sexual frustration. I like to call it a poltergasm. Gestures with his finger
Steve: What are you doing?
Ruby: I just drew a trademark sign with my finger, child, because I've registered the word "poltergasm." Any movie scripts you write based on your experiences here, Ruby gets a slice.

by Mr poopybuthole June 13, 2017

POLTER

A strategy to silence political opponents by attempting to destroy their economic prosperity. POLTER is an acronym for "Political Offense Leads To Economic Revenge".

POLTER is a strategy often used by Highly Offendable Groups (HOGS) when facts do not favor their most cherished beliefs. Historically, fear and intimidation have been just as successful, if not more, than logic and debate in silencing opponents, not to mention quicker and more expedient (for example, the ignorant are rarely swayed by logic, but fear is universal).

A former president of Harvard once suggested that genetics might be responsible for the disparity between men and women in the highest positions of math and science. It was merely a suggestion, but unfortunately one that was heretical to feminist groups. Subsequently, they decided to POLTER him, spearheading a campaign to get him fired and stigmatized by the media so that his next employment opportunity would be at least less prestigious and profitable than the current one.

by FigurinOutLife November 5, 2007

poultergeist

when youre bangin a girl from behind, and you pull away and a friend takes your place, then you go outside and wave at her from the window

we didnt have enough manpower for the train but the poultergeist worked quite nicely

by Nick Bi October 22, 2006

poultry slam

sexual intercourse in the presence of chicken, duck, goose, indian peafowl, mute swan, pheasant and especially capon.

Martin couldn't get the foul smell of fowl out of his basement after the poultry slam.

by da_kube May 14, 2009

poltergeist

a male that kills himself in order to come back to the human world as a freaky ghost and haunt the house of a hot babe in the hopes of scaring her out of her clothes

girl is brushing her hair one night, thinks she sees someone in her mirror behind her. turns around and sees the rotting, pale corpse of a zombie standing before her, naked. she is so scared that she jumps out of her silken nightgown. the poltergeist is satisfied, and his mission is accomplished.

by vladimir February 23, 2004