Pouring cereal first

This is the true way to eat cereal, if you put milk first you are a failure to human kind. The only acceptable way to eat cereal is putting the cereal first! Do not let Asian men tell you other wise *ehem* *cough cough* JUNGKOOK *cough*

You are beneath me and everyone else who pours cereal first.

Jungkook: *pours milk first*
Cereal Gods: *oblivorates him and sends him to eternal damnation* The only way to eat cereal is by pouring cereal first. What a disgrace. Do it the correct way peasent.
Jungkook: *crying while putting cereal first in hell*

by YourAncestorsIncestors May 17, 2018

Poutinifull

The "sitting-in-your-stomach" feeling you get after finishing a bowl/plate/disposable container of poutine. A regretful feeling of satisfaction.

"I shouldn't have had that poutine for dinner. I feel so poutinifull."

by arner2344 January 26, 2010

Pouring Tea

Gossip, telling other people's business, malicious or otherwise.

Let's go to the club, I hear the girls are pouring tea tonight.

by Clara Fication June 9, 2016

cyber pouting

Acting like an adolescent asshole online because you didn't get your way.

Karen never returns my emails ever since I told her I wasn't attracted to her. She must be cyber pouting.

by TINA LOVES YOU November 16, 2019

Rule of Pouting

If one person pouts, then a person in an opposing party who becomes compelled to do the same, pouts in retaliation.This process continues and is carried out until a victor is crowned for having out-pouted the other party,
calling for the losing party to woefully accept defeat and then lay at the merciful hands of the winning party.
In turn, this strong and newly crowned winning party is given the power to rule over the weak losing party.
Which allows ones deepest and darkest wishes to be obligingly carried out by the losing party.This creates a paradox within the universe where ultimate rule can be achieved.

*POOOOUT*
"YOU CAN'T POUT BACK ZACHNATION."
"IF JUSTIN BEIBIER IS ALLOWED TO SING, I CAN SURE AS HECK POUT. PLUS,It is part of the Rule of Pouting."

by spaceman3399 February 3, 2012

Pouring the milk first

In cereal, there is two different ways to make it. Pouring the cereal, or the milk first in the bowl. People generally pour in the cereal first. "Pouring the milk first" is considered wrong. People who pour the milk first, shouldn't be trusted.

I had my friend over, and for breakfast he was "pouring the milk first." I will never see him the same way again.

by Swaggy Boy August 5, 2015

poutine

One of the un-missable features of Quebec is poutine. This wonderful meal is basically made of fries, cheese, and gravy. The perfect poutine is one that contains fresh cheese with hot sauce that can melt it, and crispy fries. It would also be nice to have some bacon too. There are many variants of poutine, including but not limited to :

"Italian" poutine : Gravy is replaced by spaggetthi sauce
BBQ poutine : Normal gravy is replaced by BBQ gravy
"All dressed" poutine : It may contain bacon, onions, pepperoni and other ingredients.

I ate a poutine yesterday, I hope I won't suffer an heart-attack.

by atomicSpatule April 19, 2006