Soup Potting

When a group of meth heads and meth addicts living in a flop house intentionally use the same toilet water and bath water over the course of several weeks to preserve funds to buy more drugs. The toilets become muddy and ammonia like and the bath water typically becomes murky and putrid from the individuals leaving their dregs and sediments behind.

In order to conserve their funds to buy more meth and crank, Frank and the others living in his flop house stopped flushing the toilets and began Soup Potting. The visiting prostitutes and meth whores helped with chumming the bathwater.

by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2015

Poking your ass

To waste time, idle; trifle; loiter. To move slowly, languidly, or dilatorily; saunter.

Stop poking your ass and help me with these packages!

by AEI December 24, 2010

Aqua-Porking

Verb; Meaning to have sex in a situation involving water (eg. Pool, shower etc)

Man 1: "Me and this girl had sex in the shower last night!"
Man 2: "Ahh Aqua-Porking! Well played my son!"

by JizzWizz September 22, 2012

Crock Potting

Taking a dump in a crock pot and letting it bake until some unexpecting individual opens it and releases the aroma of baked turd.

Kara and Caleb left me a key to their house while they're on vacation, I'm thinking about crock potting in the kitchen so they have a nice welcome home surprise.

by f5sledneck06 August 31, 2016

Lobster Potting

When older gentlemen take younger men out on a boat for intercourse at sea.

All these new sexy graduates, we’ll need to take them out for some lobster potting.

by Concerned Fisherman October 12, 2018

porking the bone

taking the act of necrophilia too far and having sex with skeletal remains.

he dug her up and just started porking the bone. what the actual fuck?

by prange November 12, 2010

Poking holes

When someone talks during a movie / play, ruining the suspended belief of everyone near the person.

Kind of like poking through the delicate imagery of one's imagination to remind them that "that's so fake dude".

John couldn't shut his mouth for the entire movie, he kept poking holes every time someone got shot.

John: "Wow the blood is so fake"

by saketehcruel December 18, 2012