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Rachel Princess Patel

A professional dickteaser with an incredible ability to seduce people in doing whatever she wants. Using her outstanding beauty she strips men of their dignity by making them drive up three hours and receive nothing in exchange - no compliments, no thank yous, no hand holding and EVEN not one titty! Not even one titty! She will make any men buckle to her demands. Warriors will throw down their swords and surrender themselves to the "Princess" 's every command.

The princess can be found in her natural habit, preying for unsuspecting guys every moment of the day. She has a tendency of whipping her hair around and flickering her eyes to seduce whoever she wants. She is rumored to tease five guys in one night.

Be wary by friends. She is a MANEATTER .... times two. Remember: you won't even get one TITTY. Not even one. You'll be lucky to have her respond to your text message, let alone hold your hand.
What a Rachel Princess Patel! He drove up three hours to visit her - hoping for something. Maybe a quick peek. But she didn't submit. She didn't hold his hand. Didn't kiss him and of course didn't show him even one titty. After all, seeing one titty, is like seeing both right?
by Failed Warrior January 24, 2011
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Synthesizer Patel

A man who loves synthesizers so much he changed his name to Synthesizer Patel.
So many people today try to steal your synthesizer.
-Synthesizer Patel
by synthesizer enthusiast May 24, 2009
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poelice

The police, as pronounced by many Southerners, including the officers themselves in many instances.

Pronounced "POE lees."
Drug Dealer: "Officer, man... why you tase me, yo?!"

Officer: "I pulled out muh bullhorn and told you to stop back there 20 miles ago. What you 'spect when you runnin' from da poelice anyway?"
by dookeyboy January 7, 2011
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potbellied slammer

When a male fucks a roll of fat in someone, once he's done cumming, he gets a straw and sucks out his warm salty man milk.
While banging an extremely fat chick, Hobart performed a potbellied slammer on her.
by 66mustangman April 3, 2007
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Patel

The last name of Patel has an obsession with Taco Bell. If you see a Patel at Taco Bell grabbing the container of sauces don’t be weirded out because it is normal for a Patel. They stock up on sauces throughout the year.
Every Patel’s favorite food is Taco Bell.
by Patel for Life October 30, 2019
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Patel

A name you will find in every directory. Even if it is in the Arctic Circle.
Person: Can I get the number of Dr.Patel in Iceland?
Operator: Hold On. Hmmm Dr.K PAtel pr Dr. S patel???
by zeepadeedoodah December 8, 2003
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patelson

1. Another friendly way of calling an individual with the last name Patel
2. Also known as bardel
"HEY PATELSON! DO YOU VANT TO EAT?"
by Raviteja January 12, 2009
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