The postman 

When someone circles the anus (butt) with their finger or tongue and then randomly sticks it in, totaly shocking the recipitant!

Tom loves it when the postman calls.

The postman by kat princess June 11, 2006

ur dad postman pat 

Better than every insult.

Michael:ur grandpap a trap
Dave:ur granny tranny
Michael:ur dad postman pat
Dave:*dies and body desintegrates and he forever floats in nothing but blackness*.

ur dad postman pat by Mattyholden May 20, 2018

tim the postman 

A hot mail carrier that excels in role playing.
Tim has 3 children 2 fathers 4 mothers and a sexy face. Also 7 wives

Tim the postman is so hot.
tim the postman senpai

tim the postman by UrbanPLayz January 22, 2022

Friendly postman 

The act of putting your penis throught the letterbox and masturbating furiously whilst leaning round the door!

oh shit i just got busted doing the friendly postman by my girlfriend. not as embaressing as the time the actual postman caught me!

Friendly postman by xxcrackulaxx October 23, 2010

The Postman Pat 

The act of luring women into your red van, placing them in boxes with holes placed in strategic areas. Then the "Postman" proceeds to insert his member into said holes and sings the postman pat theme tune. If the "postman" finishes before the song he must be locked in a box and thrown off a bridge as punishment.

Hey, James, I've got a red van, do you want to borrow it and do the postman pat

The Postman Pat by JustAcceptMyName May 26, 2017

kai postman 2.0 

A squared headed post man who can't drive

that pussy kai needs to get his licence kai postman 2.0

kai postman 2.0 by kainelias November 19, 2019

The postman 

Michael Ebrahim

If you’re stuck in a situation, call the postman.

The postman by Kingjoel October 23, 2022