///M-Postor

An ///M-Postor is someone who puts an ///M emblem on their standard model BMW that is clearly NOT an ///M model BMW. Someone who engages in deception by trying to pass off their stardard BMW as a more expensive ///M model BMW. This behavior is highly offensive to true BMW enthusiasts and is cause for immediate banishment from any BMW forum or club.

That poser has an M5 emblem on his 525i...what an ///M-Postor.

by DRANGED550 February 20, 2010

Porkoma

Of or pertaining to the feeling of lethargy upon consuming large amounts of pork.

I just ate 2 racks of ribs and will be in a porkoma for the next couple of hours.

by Doozer420 July 22, 2012

Pink Possom

Something awesome you find randomly on the internet while searching specifically for something else. It will often be something so cool you will abandon (and often forget about) your original search.

"Did you find out what time the movie is?"
"Oh man, i was searching for the time but then i found this other site........"
"You son of a b--! i've been waiting all this time while you chase a #$*% pink possom?"

by ks22 February 9, 2010

Menso Poko Poko

Menso Poko Poko basically means "Seeing but not saying". Mostly its related to a state of complete surprise at what happens randomly or unexpectedly in life. Menso Means "Eyes in Nyanja" while Poko means "Poking". So its a combination of eye popping in disbelief or surprised.

I came home and found that the dog had eaten my lunch I was just Menso Poko Poko
She told him she loved him and Menso Poko Poko was all he could do.

by Bixi FiftyFyve August 18, 2016

postonme

a weak-assed knock-off of the fantastic wall here at urban dictionary.

is postonme still around?why?

by da trick biatch May 4, 2006

Pokosexual

An Obsession involving Poker and Homosexual Butt fucking.Also a sexual fetish, where multiple men meet up in a confined room and have gay sex with each other while playing Texas hold'em. Or in Poko terms Texas poke'em.Weed smoking is also common during a Pokosexual experience, but many would agree they just like to drink a few beer, and go all in.
Note: It has been reported that some pokos actually sleep on poker tables.

Johnny:"Man that poko is walking funny"
Stewart:"yeah he must of been up late playing Pokem Last night"
Johnny:"Poor guy his butt cheeks must be sore"
Stewart:"Once a Pokosexual always a Pokosexual"

by Moe Sizlak October 19, 2006

Pokonuff

"Pocket knife" as said by people with a) speech problems or b) a stupid accent.

AIRLINE SECURITY DUDE: Excuse me sir, do you have any dangerous items on you

GUY: Yeh i gotz a pokonuff

AIRLINE SECURITY DUDE: Sorry, a what

GUY: I sed i gotz a pokonuff

AIRLINE SECURITY DUDE: I don't understand what you're saying sir

GUY: I HAV A F**KING POKONUFF YU DEAF BITCH

by BluTack December 6, 2010