Porky Pig

v. The act of waking up in the morning after a drunken night, wearing a shirt and shoes but no pants. Similar to the wardrobe choices of Porky Pig.

Tom told everyone at the lunch table that he had seen a guy porky pigging it, but they knew he was lying to get friends.

Charlie is always porky pigging it, because he's a lame-ass drunkard.

by My Hibachi April 17, 2006

porky pie

A lie the scottish use

Britt:Did you hear that Jenn and Stew is still dating?
Stosh: Thats a porky pie he stoped talkin to her in July!

by Jennifer16 September 28, 2006

Porky Pigging

The act of wearing a top (shirt), and no bottoms. To be nude from the waist down.

If you scare someone by being completely naked, you can still be porky pigging, and get the "job" done.

by jhorror November 28, 2012

porky pies

Porky pies rhymes with lies - Cockney rhyming slang.

You tellin' me porky pies?
You tellin' me porkies?

by Karan "Pin" Saroj December 9, 2004

Porky Piggin' It

Wearing only a shirt, no pants AND no underwear, ala Porky Pig, who did not wear _anything_ below the belt.

I was video conferencing with my professor online today, totally porky piggin' it!

by panquake July 12, 2007

Porky-Piggin-It

Wearing nothing but a shirt, particularly a t-shirt, as does Porky Pig.

Dan's ex-wife Erin lost it when she walked into his house Thanksgiving morning and saw him Porky-Piggin-It with the kids and their friends in the other room.

by Mim Monkol April 9, 2008

porky pigging

to drive around naked from the waist down.

Let's go get drunk and go porky pigging in the Wal Mart parking lot.

by Copie Boy November 6, 2002