pork chop

When a dude takes his penis (balls included) out and smashes them onto a window for all on the other side to see. Typically performed at a bar or club.

John gave the girls in Sigma Mu a pork chop.

by Jimmy Odoul May 1, 2006

Pork chop

Excessive facial hair that doesn't connect with the hair on the chin or mustache region. usually worn by assholes stuck in the 50's or fucktards that are going bald and then try to act like their a skinhead to cover their fucking receding hair line. often makes the dickfart with them look non-hetero

Did you see the pork chops on that assholes face?

Damn, that guys pork chops look like they have nut on them!

by turkeyburglar June 19, 2008

pork chops

Clownish individuals, fools that are often the subject of demeaning, yet humorous shenanigans.

"Put these pork chops in the fridge, with the beers and the broads!"

by Black Belt Jones September 15, 2003

Pork Chops

A man who grows massive side burns in the Shape of pork chops usually runs in the family.

Wow look at mattys pork chops they're fucking massive just like his dad's how mature.

by THE GPC July 11, 2016

pumpin pork chops

This describes one who is eating Southern food with gusto or having vigorous sex.

Sweet Willie was really pumpin pork chops down at the buffet!

by I, Wreckerrr January 1, 2017

pork chops

A term used to describe and deliciously hot chick.

When Phyllis puts on those fish-net stockings and red lipstick, she totally pork chops!

by Clinto-beans July 21, 2006

Makin' Pork Chops

Refusing to socialize, preferring instead to go home and masturbate.

He said he doesn't feel like coming out. He's probably at home Makin' Pork Chops.

"Why didn't Chris come out tonight?"
"I dunno, he's probably at home Makin' Pork Chops!"

by Moose-a-loop November 5, 2011