Pooterus

(n) Anus or rectum when said orifice is used for sex.
Comes from a play on the word "uterus"

The professor of maths aimed to tutor us
But after the class? What he'd do to us.
With a girl he would snack
On her small, fur-lined crack
With a boy he would bugger his pooterus.

by Lee Marick. August 5, 2009

pootersnickers

A meaning that is used instead of profanity or rude gestures. Can be used to indicate all emotions.

Many work establishments now fine there employees for the use of profanities. Now by expressing your emotions with "Pootersnickers" many employers dismiss it for either of two reasons: Not knowing of the definition, and or not knowing it's intent.

"Ohh pootersnickers!" (Happy & Mad)

"I stubbed my thumb, POOTERSNICKERS!!" (Angry)

"I need to work a double again, Pootersnickers!" (Mad)

"Look at her, pootersnickers."(Happy)

"Don't come behind me like that, pootersnickers!"(Scared)

"Pootersnickers, I cannot stand working with that person." (Mad)

by Alexander37 March 22, 2011

Droopy pooter

The nasty ass flap of a butt hanging off an old slut bouncing off her elevated moose knuckle.

Man what happened to your ex crystal ? her butt was nice before she banged all those Dude's and now she has a droopy pooter it's nasty!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself March 7, 2018

pooter- head

an term of adoration. The cutest little head you've seen! You want to love them, hug them, kiss them and call them George.

she is my pooter- head.

by pgood December 13, 2008

Rotted Pooter

The Name given to people who smell as if they do not take baths or over weight seventh grade boys named Joe.

1. Ew At Brittany.
Brittany smells like she doesn't take baths!
Brittany is like, a total Rotted Pooter.

2. -Joe steals pencil-
*Joe give me back my pencil!
-Joe licks pencil thoroughly-

by lykedefinitions123 February 19, 2010

pooter parrot

The act of pooting on anothers shoulder leaving an odor that perches on their shoulder as if it were a parrot. Usually done to an unsuspecting co-worker while he is sitting in his desk chair.

::Marco creeps up to James' shoulder while he is sitting in his chair::
Marco: POOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!
James: aww dude!!! that pooter parrot is gonna be NOO GOOD!
Marco: haha yeah, enjoy it you piratey bitch!
::Marco runs back to his chair giggling::
Pooter Parrot: squak!!

by MakoSama September 10, 2008

Pooter Hood

A fat girl's lowest fat roll, closest to the pooter, aka twat, pussy, ill na na, etc.

Don't be shy, lift up that pooter hood, theys some good pussy under there!

by Sistahray September 25, 2008