popeying

When you run out of lube and use olive oil instead.

Did a bit of popeying last night

The Mrs offered me her brown wings last night but we had no lube

Popped to the kitchen and grabbed the olive oil and popeyed her good and proper

by PandaMitch March 27, 2017

Popeye

When you jack off to much and your arms get swollen to shit.

After jacking my dick so hard I developed a Popeye arm.

by MudslideMan January 9, 2018

popeyes skin graft

A Popeyes Skin Graft is when you buy a bunch of chicken from Popeyes, with the sole purpose of removing the fried chicken skins to wrap them around another food.

I've got this idea to bake a lasagna, and then perform a Popeyes Skin Graft to it. It's a dish that will make even Iron Chef Bobby Flay's jaw drop!

I've been saving up fried chicken skins for a couple weeks now. I'm planning on sewing them together, and wrapping an entire ham. It'll be the world's largest Popeyes Skin Graft to date.

by BehodiusSquirtMonger March 8, 2015

Popeye's explosion

Eat at Popeyes...wait an hour...you'll understand.

Oh man! I just had an amazing lunch at Popeyes, but I feel a Popeyes explosion coming on quick!

DAYUM TINA! That was the biggest popeye's explosion EVER!

by sassafrass23 December 30, 2009

Popeyed

When you're on the telephone and tell someone you have to go but an hour later you're still talking. You got popeyed!

"You're STILL on the phone with Joe? Damn, you got Popeyed"

by Hangar18TFR November 28, 2014

Popelessness

a general feeling of malaise during the time after the Pope's resignation or death before a new Pontiff has been chosen.

Knowing the Pontiff resigned yesterday I woke up this morning with this overwhelming feeling of Popelessness.

by MommieQueerest March 1, 2013

Popeyeing of the forearm

a condition usually found in single men who spend so much time 'pleasing themselves in the Boy area' that their right arm over develops severely, like one of Popeye's arms...or a fiddler Crab

man: Doc, you got to help me, I can't get my shirt sleeve over my arm its so swollen.
Doc: I'm afraid young man that you have developed "Popeyeing of the forearm"
man:is it curable?
Doc: try not to wank your nutsack flat every night and shag someone instead, that'll sort it.

by Mr Cunninglinguist August 20, 2013