poopdick

A common disease contracted from anal sex in which your dick comes out coated in your partners poop. It is incurable and will provide many laughs for your friends at your expense.

John: Derek i heard Kyndell gave you poopdick!

Derek: FML...

by Cocksuckingbearwrastler November 22, 2009

poopdick

a dipshit, dumbass, or flamer. One who is quite possibly a queen butt burglar.

McNeil is a freaking poopdick, I can't believe he is so fucked up.

by Jay Shady May 11, 2004

PoopDick

The Name of Someone who has while having Anal Sex looses control over their splinkter and shits all over her male partner and his pecker.

"Hey man, you see that teacher over there"
"Yeah bro"
"Her nickname is PoopDick cause she shit on her boyfriends dick in Highschool"
"Highschool lol"

by Apples Siri November 22, 2016

poopdick

when your girl licks your ass and then sucks your dick with her poopy ass mouth.

sluty hoe licks ass then sucks cock then you got poopdick

by Poop Dick Master May 8, 2006

poopdick

A compound word that you say when things get awkward, or when you there is nothing to say. Kind of like "merp" but cooler.

Friend: "Hey"
you: "Hey what's up?"
Friend:"My dead mom"
you:"Oh...poopdick."

by muchokarma April 13, 2013

poopdick

Word describing someone who enjoys having avid anal sex.

OMFG he is such a poopdick.
Man, that Josh is such a poopdick.

by Ashton June 18, 2004

Johnny poopdicking

When a drunk girl explosively shits herself in and around your home and you proceed to rinse her off in your roommate's shower. In doing so, you become turned on and join the soiled girl in the poo-stained shower and proudly have sex with her.

(Insert name) had a crazy party last night and ended up Johnny poopdicking.

by Japes5787 June 4, 2014