poopdick

A common disease contracted from anal sex in which your dick comes out coated in your partners poop. It is incurable and will provide many laughs for your friends at your expense.

John: Derek i heard Kyndell gave you poopdick!

Derek: FML...

by Cocksuckingbearwrastler November 22, 2009

poopdick

a dipshit, dumbass, or flamer. One who is quite possibly a queen butt burglar.

McNeil is a freaking poopdick, I can't believe he is so fucked up.

by Jay Shady May 11, 2004

poopdick

when your girl licks your ass and then sucks your dick with her poopy ass mouth.

sluty hoe licks ass then sucks cock then you got poopdick

by Poop Dick Master May 8, 2006

poopdick

A compound word that you say when things get awkward, or when you there is nothing to say. Kind of like "merp" but cooler.

Friend: "Hey"
you: "Hey what's up?"
Friend:"My dead mom"
you:"Oh...poopdick."

by muchokarma April 13, 2013

poopdick

Word describing someone who enjoys having avid anal sex.

OMFG he is such a poopdick.
Man, that Josh is such a poopdick.

by Ashton June 18, 2004

Poopdick

the best graffiti tag in all of Greenwich Village. Limited to only one tag on Greenwich and Bethune street behind D'agastinos

Huntr: yo... look
Jake: POOPDICK
Huntr: N1993R5 smell bad
Jake: yes
Huntr: wtf is a poopdick?
Jake and Huntr: hahahhahahaah

by JFriedman April 30, 2008

Johnny poopdicking

When a drunk girl explosively shits herself in and around your home and you proceed to rinse her off in your roommate's shower. In doing so, you become turned on and join the soiled girl in the poo-stained shower and proudly have sex with her.

(Insert name) had a crazy party last night and ended up Johnny poopdicking.

by Japes5787 June 4, 2014