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Upper School Policy

The Summit Country Day policy allowing the use of cellular iPhones (no androids) only while students are in the middle school. This new policy will revolutionize learning and enhance the students minds with a strong influence of accessibility to the internet.
I'm following the Upper School Policy when I pull out my phone.
by Ritch Wilson December 4, 2019
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The asshole policy

When you meet someone you don't really care for and don't want to talk to you can implement the asshole policy by immediately portraying yourself as an asshole. The desired effect is that the other person will leave you alone.

When you meet someone that is obviously arrogant you can implement the asshole policy by coming off as an asshole before they have a chance to be an assohole first.
You: "I was at the bar last nite and this fat drunk chick started hitting on me, I had to tell her that the dress she was weraring makes her look fat to get her to leave me alone."

Friend: "Oh so you implemented the asshole policy?"

You: "Yes I certainly did!"

Example 2
Loser sitting next to you: "Hey man, watch this I'll bet I can get that hot bartender into bed tonight."

You: "Dude you couldn't get laid in a monkey whore-house if you had a sack full of bannanas." (You just put the asshole policy into effect)
by dangoombie February 23, 2010
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terms of service and privacy policy

some shit no one reads but gets spam from all the time
by holeiotiktok.com February 4, 2020
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25 cent insurance policy

the terminology used in the movie "Grease" for condom.
by reniiibearrrr(beat it) June 2, 2009
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policy enforcer

A member of law enforcement that has little to no jurisdiction and generally handles traffic violations or misdemenors. Usually on a power trip.
"Finally, the sherrifs show up, not the fuckin' policy enforcers" -Kai 'straight out of dogtown' the hitchhiker
by Kosidon February 1, 2017
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Policy

#1 - Dude, that guy has no policy.

#2 - What's the policy here?
by Chuck Dieselmaster January 8, 2008
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Bell’s Policy

This is the policy that states the internet provider Bell is allowed to access the chip in your brain that is produced by the COVID-19 vaccine and that they can update it through their internet connection and sell your information to the world elites.
Anthony: Bell’s Policy allowed Bell to brainwash Connor.
Connor: I’m not brainwashed by Bell’s policy.
Anthony: Yes you are. You have been brainwashed by the world elites due to the corona virus which China has been creating for the last 30 years to create biological warfare and normalize lockdown. Also they have spied on us through Tik Tok.
Connor: Your retarded.
by Anthony Sestanovic January 19, 2021
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