poochie

The crotch area of old women that wear mom jeans, and looks like they have a big sack, a pouch filled with God knows what, or a butt in front.

Joe "Why is your ass on the wrong side?"
Barbara "Oh, this? This is just my poochie."

by Brandon Pooch Lover December 8, 2009

Pittsburgh Poochie

A Pittsburgh Poochie is a college-aged female who attends either University of Pittsburgh or Carnegie Mellon University. This female has one goal in life, to find and marry an ivy-league man, specifically a finals club member and current student at Harvard College. Pittsburgh Poochie's are very similar to Harvard Hoochies despite the fact that Pittsburgh Poochies are located in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, instead of Cambridge or Boston, Massachusetts.

Guy 1: Apparently it's not only harvard hoochies who want to date harvard boys, some crazies up in Pennsylvania are calling themselves Pittsburgh Poochies and want to do the same thing.

Guy 2: But they are so far away...

by pittsburghpoochie July 12, 2012

pooching

To conceal something in one's vagina, usually for the purpose of hiding it from the police or security guards

They're searching at the door, you better start pooching your stash, girl!

by Kevin Break May 14, 2008

Poochie

The act of reaching an entirely new level, beyond that of cool. Usually used as an adjective.

Laura: Hey Ray

Ray: Hey Laura! Is that a new shirt?
Laura: Just got it yesterday.
Ray: It's veery poochie.

by poochieboy August 1, 2010

poochichi

A somewhat cute name for a girls vag

Hey baby, I can't wait to lick your poochichi!

Bring that poochichi over here!

by Bubba J October 2, 2007

poochieness

Something being overly in-your-face and badly targeted to an audience in a failed attempt to be seen as cool, current and/or modern. The word comes from the character Poochie from The Simpsons.

The poochieness of this ad makes it suck.

by jazz biscuit March 17, 2008

poopchin

to trick foreigners into thinking that your teaching them real words when you arent

lets poopchin this mexican! heheheheh

by hamedo April 8, 2007