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panini poonani

Oh shit did you panini poonani her?
by BlackToAfrica January 7, 2014
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tsunami poonani

this is when a man comes in to contact with a treasure trove of beav that must be plowed. one may ride the tsunami poonani by obtaining a large fanbase of which groupies will spawn out of, however, this usually requires good looks and youth for smaller fanbases, the older and uglier you are, the more famous and powerful you need to be.

if one does not have groupies, a man may still ride the tsunami poonani by paying, starting with all the local escorts and sugar babies and if said man originates from the first world, he may further ride the tsunami poonani in the endless sea of multicultural beav and eventually settle down with a nice mail order trophy wife 1/3 his age when he is old and the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
d-list celebrity bro: dude i just posted a selfie of my 8 pack abs while on the set of the bachelorette and now i got the tsunami poonani knockin on my door i got hella groupies tryna slide in to my DMs bro

american sex tourist in germany: damn that FKK club is a real tsunami poonani i just plowed 5 beavs in 2 hours for 300 euros and it came with dinner too. germans are so efficient!!!!

divorced 60+ loser: my wife took everything 30 years ago and i've been living in a studio apartment since then, i hadn't had sex since 1987, but then i went to the philippines, rode the tsunami poonani, and brought back a wife in exchange for only 25 chickens!
by steg0saur January 14, 2021
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poohnanni

Have you shaved your poohnanni?!
by Monica February 15, 2005
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poonani

1. a rare english species of catfish that is know to swim the english channel.

2. an old, old wooden ship used in the civil war era.

3. a type of hot mustard sauce used mainly in the cambodian dish of poonanii.
1. OMG, look at that "POONANI" swim! bitch of a swimmer that "POONANI"!

2. OMG, look at that "POONANI" sail!
bitch of a sailboat that "POONANI"!

3. "Waiter! could i get the poonanii with only a dash of poonani?"
by NSB September 1, 2005
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poonanist

A poet who enjoys writing about the odd breed of ass and pussy smelling people
"When I grow up I want to be a lawyer"
"I want to be a judge"
"I want to be a Poonanist.Bitch!"
by josh February 7, 2003
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poonani

I am not going near her poonani!!!
by numbah 1 July 18, 2008
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