Beer Poncho

The false sense of warmness that comes from drinking enough beer when it is cold outside, thus causing you to think wearing a jacket is not necessary.

It was only 40 degrees at the football game, but Jim's beer poncho kept him warm all night.

by Janarchy August 26, 2009

hog poncho

Some retard that wears rain clothes in clear weather.

Look at that stupid hog poncho with rain boots in the middle of a drought.

by Xx_69gay_retard69_xX February 03, 2017

Wetback Poncho

A form of poncho worn by mexicans consisting of a garbage bag with head and arm holes cut out.

I was walking to class in the rain and saw a mexican mowing the lawn wearing a wetback poncho.

by Kris P. Bacon October 08, 2009

Poncho Sanchez

A creature of ungodly talent and unparalleled conga skills. The best way to interact with this being is to yell out his name in surprise locations.

"Poncho Sanchez!"

Bask in the glory that is Poncho

by Sgt. McBadass December 15, 2008

meat poncho

A very loose vagina with oversized vagina lips, the vagina lips are so large they completely cover a mans penis.

I was fuckin this chick and she had the biggest meat poncho i had ever seen. I couldnt even see my dick.

by Laxnegus February 13, 2011

stoner poncho

Heavy, hooded cloth pullover of apparently mexican design worn almost exclusively by surfers and stoners.

See if that guy in the stoner poncho has got any weed.

by Nick Sangia March 26, 2003

pelvic poncho

a condom

dont forget to wear your pelvic poncho when its raining HIV outside.

by Foobear February 15, 2004