Porblem

A comical way of saying "Problem" (pronounced poor-blum). Derived from the misspelling of the original word, "porblem" is usually used when the issue is blatantly obvious and/or vital to the action or operation.

Pvt. Guy beached the multi-billion dollar U.S Destroyer on a deserted island. This is a porblem.

Guy 1: Did you finish your paper?

Guy 2: Shit, we had a paper due today?

Guy 1: Yeah, and it is worth 55% of your entire grade

Guy 2: Damn, I appear to have a porblem!

by Capt. Win October 21, 2007

pumbled

The act of simultaneously being pummeled and tumbled.

While swimming on Martha's Vineyard, I was hit by a wave and pumbled!

by asaganich August 18, 2008

Pumble Pie

A pie made from fragments and bloody mush left over from the extreme pumbling of a human being. The most common filling of pumble pie is mince meat, preferebly from babies or people on the losing end of a roid rage.

You better shut your fucking mouth or i'll make you into pumble pie!

by Mr.Pumbles September 7, 2009

pobblebonk

Also known as "the nipple game" but has been extended to allow for testes. Played in a group, each member is tasked with randomly allowing a nipple or testicle to slip out during conversation. Anyone who sees the stray nip or ball must quietly put their finger on their nose. The last to notice and touch their nose must take a shot of tequila.

We played pobblebonk at Amanda's house last weekend. Rob had to do about 20 slammers because Adrian kept getting his nut out and Rob just didn't see it soon enough.

by Kayellbee October 20, 2017

Porblem

A group of 3 friends (No more and no less.) that get intoxicated together and fuck shit up. They are the party and any other party isn’t complete without The Porblem.

“Did you see Beerman’s story last night? Eli, Nate, and Carsen truly are the Porblem for how much they drink”

by CMent January 25, 2023

Promble

A problematic Womble

Percy was being a bit of a promble, worrying over that prostitute he had just killed

by Scottish_Weebl January 27, 2007

Poobles

Those little chunks of poop that come back after you have flushed the toilet causing you to choose between wasting water by flushing again or looking like a pig when the next person uses the bathroom.

I went into my friends bathroom and there were a bunch of poobles at the bottom of the toilet.

by mathteacher33 July 27, 2010