poompaloompa

Someone who sits extra time in the bathroom on there phone

Alex is such a poompaloompa doing her work from the bathroom.

by squirrelenator September 18, 2017

poompeii

A crap so massive it can't even fit in the toilet without snaking like a coil.

Guy: Hurry up!
Other Guy: Hold on bro, calm down!
Guy: I'M GONNA MAKE A POOMPEII IF YOU DON'T HURRY UP!

by john stromboli June 30, 2020

chapped poomper

Raw or chapped skin in the inner but crack from riding a bicycle for too long.

I rode my bike for so long my ass got chapped poomper and now it stings.

by eric1970 April 9, 2014

Poompy

Unusually large amount of feces that one excretes. Usually has a sausage-like shape.

"Aw man, I just took tha biggest poompy in the bathroom, and it felt soooo good!"

by Dave Briain October 13, 2007

Polcompball

A community full of autistic retards who think they are political experts because they took the political compass quiz (or more commonly 9axes quiz) to guess what they're ideology is. It's the most stupid idea that you've ever heard and it's full of politically illiterate dumbasses

Also quark is a dumb autistic retard who needs to neck himself

Polcompballers are retards

by Kelmeer23 January 11, 2022

poomps

1)a womans front bottom.

2)a female.

That girl has got a tight poomps.
Liam is a little poomps.
Where's all the poomps

by Shaaron Patel al doodoocryak April 30, 2003

Polcompball

Polcompball is an online community that says to be a political community, but it is actually an online political community filled with autists, aspies, schizos, extremists of all kinds, homophobes, transphobes, racists, xenophobes, deicidists, kratosists, misotheists, nationalists, left-wing nazis, unironic fascists, neocons, liberal extremists, radical centrists, militant atheists, atheist zealots, atheist extremists, religious zealots, religious extremists, secular zealots, secular extremists, antitheists, xenospeciesists, Imperium stans, TNO stans, HoI4 stans, and human supremacists, mainly Polcompball Anarchy.

Quark is an atheist zealot, an atheist extremist and centrist extremist, he is no different than his atheist fanatical and atheist extremist companions on Quora and Reddit.

Polcompball is as bad as Quora and Reddit, and most polcompballers are just like Quorans and Redditors.

Still well Mounter was banned from Polcompball Anarchy and deleted his account, it was the best thing that happened, sadly Quozio, FRT, Archive-today and Wayback Machine are needing to deal with him.

by Dumugian February 26, 2022