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A common yet incurable mental disease that affects a person's attitude in common life situations. It causes negative emotional responses to everyday tasks and responsibilities and can be extremely dangerous if contracted by a person with public authority. However, in the United States it is not considered dangerous and is often accepted or encouraged by the general population. Infection is also a requirement to hold a political seat of power in the United States.
Symptoms Include (But are not limited to):
-Lying
-Cheating
-Stealing
-Laziness
-Feeling that nothing is your fault
-Feeling no guilt
-Feeling that everything is everyone else's problem
-And an urge to create really obnoxious television and radio commercials
Symptoms Include (But are not limited to):
-Lying
-Cheating
-Stealing
-Laziness
-Feeling that nothing is your fault
-Feeling no guilt
-Feeling that everything is everyone else's problem
-And an urge to create really obnoxious television and radio commercials
Congressmen, Senators, The President, Democrats, Republicans, and Microsoft employees and stock holders.
Patient: "Doctor, I'm feeling uncontrollable urges to steal money from my neighbor, cheat on my taxes and buy expensive things on credit with no intention of ever paying it back. What's wrong with me?"
Doctor: "Have you ever considered running for President? Your tests came back positive for Politicianitis!"
Patient: "Doctor, I'm feeling uncontrollable urges to steal money from my neighbor, cheat on my taxes and buy expensive things on credit with no intention of ever paying it back. What's wrong with me?"
Doctor: "Have you ever considered running for President? Your tests came back positive for Politicianitis!"
by Lashin April 01, 2009
by tihoa March 01, 2005
A.rotten bastards
B.lying assholes
C.thieving crooks,murderers and cheats
D.all of the above
answer: _D.all of the above_
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B.lying assholes
C.thieving crooks,murderers and cheats
D.all of the above
answer: _D.all of the above_
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politicians suck ass ........................
by life sucks and blows August 31, 2005
corporate whore who fakes compassion to gain the trust of the general public. Often a complete wordfuckwit/word.
Someone who would rather suck thier fathers cock than answer a question honestly.
see: wordliar/word, wordwhore/word, wordfake/word.
Someone who would rather suck thier fathers cock than answer a question honestly.
see: wordliar/word, wordwhore/word, wordfake/word.
by snap March 17, 2003
by The Great Rando July 14, 2002
Person who so desires power that they have lost all notion of morality and will now do or say anything to acquire more power.
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002