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Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine

Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.

Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.

Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.
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Poked Out

The act of exposing only one's penis, while remaining otherwise fully clothed, in order to have sex.
This is typically done by utilizing the zipper or fly of one's jeans to free the penis.
Morgan: You had sex with her in the kitchen?!! What if someone walked in?
Nate: No big deal, I still had all my clothes on, I was just kinda poked out.
Morgan: That's fucken hilarious!
by heyitsgray August 13, 2011
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Pole Hogger

A person who hogs the pole on a subway, bus, or train by standing against it with their entire body leaving others nothing to hold onto.
"I had to train surf the downtown 6 today because some guy was totally being a pole hogger."
by MissMelissaJean October 7, 2009
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polecracker

A word used to describe black people fishing with a cane pole in the creek.
Dang that polecracker is tearing the perch up”
by Fred Fuzzell January 9, 2021
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festivus pole

1. An undecorated aluminium pole used to celebrate festivus.

2. A recurring erection that occurs at a festivus party.
Dude, Tony is sporting some serious festivus pole while talking to that hot chick.
by matelalique December 16, 2011
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Pull Pole

The Canadian Infantry way of saying to pack up the 10 or 5 man tents during winter exercises.
Hey we are going to pull pole in 10 minutes and then head back to the admin area.
Pull pole! pull pole!
by HiHelloIsTaken February 6, 2020
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smoke your pole

Suck your dick. First used in the movie 'Cruising' (1980) starring Al Pacino.
"Have you ever had another man smoke your pole?"
by buzz90 September 6, 2007
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