A pass given to a husband from their wife, usually for their birthday or Valentine's day, that allows them to request sexual favors regardless of the wife's mood.
Tom: "Hey Bill! How are you and the wife getting along lately?"
Bill: "Not so good. I had to cash in my poke pass last night..."
Tom: "Dang man, I used mine last week after a huge fight."
Bill: "Not so good. I had to cash in my poke pass last night..."
Tom: "Dang man, I used mine last week after a huge fight."
by Baker Lucas April 18, 2022
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by Nuffer May 10, 2008
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A phrase that means to engage in sexual intercourse with a virgin woman. When you have sex with her, you "poke her yolk." There are many variations of this phrase. For males, you can say "choke the yolk" or "stroke the yolk." And upon completion of the aforementioned activities, the "yolk is broke." Other words that rhyme with yolk that make for extremely entertaining sexual innuendos: stoke, toke, bloke, folk, and James Polk. This definition came into existence while three young men were eating breakfast at a small restaurant in Colorado on January 15th, 2010.
I was just finishing up my P.E. class when this girl decided to stroke my yolk. She asked me if I wanted to poke the yolk with her for a little while, but I just wanted my bloke choked and I declined. Unfortunately, though, I left before my yolk broke.
by Barbequed Yolk January 15, 2010
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by yippykiayaymotherfucker August 25, 2011
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Verb.
The act of purposely penetrating the anus during intercourse but claiming it was accidental . Often used as a method to gauge the sexual partners willingness or openness to having anal sex by the receiving partners reaction.
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Verb.
The act of purposely penetrating the anus during intercourse but claiming it was accidental . Often used as a method to gauge the sexual partners willingness or openness to having anal sex by the receiving partners reaction.
Submitted by LuvH8Luv
Wander poking has always been the best way to introduce the idea of anal sex to you girlfriend or wife. Wanna spice up things in the bedroom. Often words get in the way and all thats needed is a harmless wander poke to her ass to gauge her willingness to anal intercourse.
by LuvH8Luv March 10, 2022
Get the wander poke mug.A Facebook poke that usually implies the friend zone. It is usually understood that guy and a girl who have poke wars with each other are only meant to be friends.
Person 1: "So you and Sally have been poking each other like crazy. Aren't y'all going to be dating soon?"
Person 2: "No, can't you see we have been giving each other the friend zone poke?"
Person 2: "No, can't you see we have been giving each other the friend zone poke?"
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