Points Pimp

a guy who has his adult dancer girlfriends pay him cash and he in turn uses his credit cards to pay their bills online and accrue all of the cash back points

dude, you have Innocence give you cash every month and you make her car and insurance payment with your Discover Card? you a Points Pimp!!!

by forever creepin' June 25, 2023

Internet points

An often ironic synonym for the upvotes/likes you can get on various websites. "Internet points" is often used to point out that these have no real value, and craving for likes is pretty useless.

"Look, my post got over 1000 Upvotes!"

"Your Internet points won't pay the bills, Jim."

by Sabulan March 25, 2019

Boytjie points

Unit of measurement in relation to how much of a Boytjie you or your actions are.

Boytjie Points can be positive or negative and are valued at 137 times the current trading price of gold.

For this sic stunt he earns an incredible 75 boytjie points..! And an additional 5 boytjie points for causing the Chinese commentator to go wild…!

by Banter Boys October 4, 2011

shingo points

Nonexistent points given when one hits things with their car.
Although not directly mentioned, the term was created from the character Shingo in Initial D that races dirty and likes to tap cars on purpose to get them off balance, often resulting in spinouts or worse.

He earned a lot of Shingo points when he totaled his car.

by rag3r0 May 15, 2018

BJ points

Accrued social currency, which can be acquired by doing good deeds or earning favor in the eyes of a significant other, to be rewarded later with blowjobs. Similar to brownie points.

Surprise bouquet at work = Major BJ Points. Jus'sayin.

by alleviate October 26, 2015

MUN Points

MUN points are accrued by hooking up with other people at an MUN conference. Different point values are earned depending on the committee and the position of the person.

Delegate: 1 point
North America Delegate: 2 points
Any third world country: 4 points
A head delegate: Add 3 points
Chair-person: 7
Secretary-General: 15
Adult Volunteer: 10

Any country that has beaten France in a war: Add 2 points

Canoodling Comrade Bonus: add 3 if the person's country was a part of the Soviet Union at a time
Allies with Benefits: add 2 if your countries are in a trade alliance
Peace through Diplomacy Bonus: add 4 points if your countries have fought

Peacemaking = Lovemaking Bonus: multiply by 2 if you hook up while both your committees are in session
Kim Jong-Undress: square your points if the person represents North Korea

Hotline Bling Abroad: add the leftmost digit of your hotel room number to your points if you arrange a hookup over the hotel phone

MUN Delegate 1: "Hey Saumya, I heard you hooked up with Sheena yesterday!"

MUN Delegate 2: "Of course man, she represents Russia too so I get that Canoodling Comrade Bonus."

MUN Delegate 1: "And you represent the United States so you also get the Peace through Diplomacy Bonus!"

MUN Delegate 2: "Most definitely man. I got 8 MUN points from that hookup."

by TheWanderingJew December 30, 2015

Victim points

The score of someones victimhood level out of 100 according to whatever groups they are seen (or claim to be) a part of

Person1: Hello i'm a black american man!
Calculator: Nice, thats 40 victim points!
Person2: You privileged scum. I'm a gay muslim transgender refugee vegan american orphan in a burqua!
Calculator: *explodes*

by aWoodenTableInDrag August 9, 2017