Ploghoft

A male Ploghoft is a rarity. Not often does he come out of his shell, but when he does... beware. Their hard outer layer is nearly impossible to crack. If you do succeed in breaking through, be prepared to claim the treasure of a lifetime.

I liked him, but he was a damn Ploghoft.

That puzzle was trickier than a Ploghoft.

by CALIGIRL2005 March 8, 2009

Ploughmans Lunch

The act of being a bit touchy feely around your mates girlfriend when you are a bit drunk

oi fuck off Ploughmans & stop being lunchy around my bird - ploughmans lunch

by Son Of Byford May 13, 2010

plough girl

Slut who is part of the bride's party at a wedding. Often having been 'ploughed' previously by one of the guests. (Or a Hyam)

I couldn't have been happier when I saw the plough girl face planting my crotch

by Ploughman July 13, 2015

plorg

(v.) to nearly succeed but clearly fail

(n.) a person who never lives up to their potential

Tim, you plorged the test but I know you're used to that.

That dude is such a plorg, he didn't even practice.

by keepthechanghe July 16, 2022

Ploughman's Sandwich

the sexual act in which two males "sandwich" one female while all wear nothing but tennis shoes

LEXYYYYY get your racquet or im gunna give you a PLOUGHMAN'S SANDWICH!

by GRIED June 10, 2009

plough sloughing

(pronounced pluff sluffing)
the annoying sound slippered or socked feet make when being dragged while walking.

man, pick up your feet when you walk. Quit plough sloughing around.

by babymushmouth November 14, 2006

ploughmans

The area between a male's genetalia and his arsehole. Meaning between the cheese and the pickle.

"Oooo...my missus knows how to press my buttons...i love it when she strokes my ploughmans"

by El Fromero September 6, 2006