Phonesleeping

When two people miss sleeping with each other and, at distance, they stay on the phone whilst sleeping

"Would like to hug you all the night, fancy phonesleeping? "

by Udphilosopher January 13, 2017

to converge planes

a nerdy way of saying having sex in the missionary position

inspired by geometry...nerd-ass sex

D was creepin on S in his office, put on some Marvin Gaye, and suggested "to converge planes" later on at his place.

by prep+pimp sandwhich November 14, 2009

The Infinity Phones

Basically the Infinity Stones but with phones. When you're using your phone in class and you teacher comes rushing like Thanos to take them away.

My teacher is currently on a quest to find all of the Infinity Phones. With one snap he/she will destroy 1/2 of the happiness in school.

by DonaldJTrumpster June 16, 2018

Jizz Phones

The head phones one uses to masturbate with. Usually used to keep the pornographic sounds from entering other's ears that are near.Are usually covered in semen.

Guy #1 Hey why are these headphones so sticky?
Guy #2 Oh yes, those would be my jizz phones.
Guy #1 *Throws headphones*

by guy # 2 August 6, 2010

planespotting

Observing airplanes and logging the numbers. Generally involves standing around in bad weather, watching the tracks. A British hobby. Similar to trainspotting.

Oi! Me and Tommy are going to head down to Heathrow and do a bit of planespotting! Perhaps we'll spot Concorde!

by JusticeSalmon October 26, 2005

Pones

Pones is derived from Danny Jones & Dougie Poynter of McFLY fame, coupling the pair's last names, merging them together.

They are the most popular'slash' fandom pairing coming from the band McFLY.

It is an abbreviation of 'Poynter-Jones' and can also be said as 'Joynter', reversing the dominant surname.

Pones is my OTP! It's my favourite slash pairing ever!

by Claire Thackray January 30, 2009

Phonesia

The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

A bad case of phonesia came over me as I tried to remember which boyfriend I was calling.

by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003