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Petty Misdemeanor

A Petty Misdemeanor is the lowest class of Civil Offense. It is not a crime, and thus is not technically classified as breaking the law.

It generally results from breaking a City Ordinance, such as illegal parking, letting your dog off a leash in a leash required area, or a very minor shoplifting offense.

Petty Misdemeanors, in terms of severity, are below Misdemeanors, which are below crimes. Petty Misdemeanors, by law, cannot require jail time and any fines imposed shall not exceed $300.

Ordinances are passed by cities, since cities cannot technically enact laws. Many ordinances are total bullshit. For example, in Chicago, 'exceedingly hideous people may not appear in public.' Or in Hillsboro, Oregon, 'your horse cannot ride in the back seat of your car.'

See Coaster Ordinance Loony Law
Jason: "That prudish police officer just issued him a citation for shoplifting a candy bar."

Mike: "Only a single candy bar, who stops someone for that?! What a douchebag!"

Jason: "Yeah, but it's probably just a petty misdemeanor"


David of Chicago: "Woah, check out that fuck ugly woman over there."

Pat: "I hope the cops give her a ticket for being so fuck ugly, she shouldn't be showing her face to the public."
by The Fascist Marxist February 27, 2009
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Ville Platte Hot

The un-official temperature from a bank building thermometer reaching 118 degrees Fahrenheit for two hours in Ville Platte, La. This is +4 degrees hotter than the highest recorded temperature in Louisiana.
It's no longer 'hot as hell'. It's Ville Platte hot!
Anywhere in the world the temperature reaches 118 degrees F.
by Cajunman68 August 9, 2010
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Ben Platt

A beautiful goddess towards men, best boy,beautiful son,tony winning son of god. We should make a religion out of this. He was in pitch perfect book of mormon Chicago and dear evan hansen,a musical about trees and gays. IDK what his sexuality is but still press boi. If you hate him I don't know you who are you why are you reading this about my son
"Ben Platt is a goddess towards men"- Tyler Oakley
"The things that make you strange are the things that make you powerful"
by broadwaytho January 18, 2018
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Pettycab

A mode of transportation facilitated by petty people.
Oh lort, here comes Jess rolling up in her pettycab...

Uh oh! Pettycab is in town!
by harlie roque March 23, 2017
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pettifoggery

It refers to engaging in trivial arguments or activities, consuming energy better spent on important matters. Bicker or quibble over trifles or unimportant matters.
Origin: Pettifogger was two separate words: “Pettie Fogger” and “Pettie” was a variant spelling of “petty” and “fogger” may come from the word “fugger” used for hucksters and small-time operator of a shady business.
They should spend less time dreaming up new forms of pettifoggery and more time working on real issues.
by Mama Cup March 27, 2019
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david platt

David Platt is a character in the long running BRITISH soap opera “coronation street”. He is a straight male. He went on a night out with his best male friend who slipped him some GHB. Josh ended up having a bit of bum fun with David while he was unconscious. David didn’t like the fact he had been violated up the old chocolate star. The act is now to be known as David Platted
Chris - I went out last weekend for a few drinks with my mate. I can’t remember much of the night but woke up in the morning with a fuzzy head and a sore arse.

Lee - sounds like you have been David Platted by your best mate!!!!
by Phil.myhole March 26, 2018
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